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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Might have to fly to Milwaukee within the next few weeks
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It's all so goddamn greasy.How could you resist.
Shout about faggots and NAMBLA
Also make sure the one you give him is XXL-sized
Just sit next to him, engage in some friendly chit-chat about what he's writing, or whatever game is on. Give him a chance to show off a lil bit of the actor that plays Patrick S Tomlinson and see if he really is capable of being a normal human. Then turn the conversation to anything that even mildly contradicts his political view, or even talk about how well your tesla stocks are doing and see if his true piggish nature comes out. If it does, just start insulting his intelligence to his face. Obviously record the whole thing.
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You’re going to prison, atalker. You’ve been instructed numerous times to not be an atalker.
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I have met a few neurotic bar regulars over the years and they were particular about their specific seat at the bar. I wonder if you got there early and set up shop in his spot if he'd freak out and ask you to move. Don't let on that you know who he is in any way. Just set up a laptop and stuff and spread out just like he does. Maybe he'd sperg out and get himself 86'd forever.
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A lot of people are suggesting copies of the police report. Completely agree. Staple a picture of him behind the police report and hand them out as you're leaving. Nothing illegal about handing out literature. Be courteous and respectful and leave of management asks you to and you're 100% within the law.
Today's soup is 1800's orphanage gruel with stale tortilla chips broken on top of it.
If you go, remember to pay cash. Bunch of rats working the bar there.
This is the call. Get him to actually have a conversation with you. Don't blow it with a bunch of show references.
Do an in debth review of the boy burger with photos. How do they keep the texture of cold cheese with a warm hamburger underneath? It's supposed to be a cold peice of cheese, but unless the hamburger is also cold wouldn't it be gaining temperature within moments?
There are serious unanswered questions here. Don't eat the soup.
There are serious unanswered questions here. Don't eat the soup.
Go to the jukebox and put on Bohemian Rhapsody and then with over the top enthusiasm try to get a sing along going. Like walk up to people's tables singing really loud and gesture at them to join in.
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Eat (how bad could it be) and drink then start asking Pat questions while recording don't pay if they ask you to leave. Otherwise get some opinions on him and correcT the record. If you get lucky and he's there, leave out the show references and do like somebody above said, torture him with generic right wing opinions while recording.
Just don't follow him into the bathroom with your buds, even if it's for da show. 
print police report, decorate the restroom at Hooli's with it
Hey, guys! Lookit this Johnny Come Lately ova here!
Another brother man visited our mecca, hooligans, and I left a little gift for him nearby. Can I do the same for you? Just let me know when you're going so I can have it ready. It's totally not a sock filled with my semen