Michigan: Not a Swing State?

[RickReternal]

Wait, it IS a swing state?

But then why isn’t coconut head (see what I did there?) Rick Tomlinson, who works when and where he wants, knocking on doors for Kamala? He could jump on his bike every morning between now and Election Day if he wanted to.

Instead of helping to save the world in the most important election EVER, he’s…making diarrhea fuel from store-bought peppers?

Friends, what am I missing?

 

[goo gobbler]

fat guy grows vegetables...then drowns them in sugar because that's just what he needs more of

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wait, it IS a swing state?

But then why isn’t coconut head (see what I did there?) Rick Tomlinson, who works when and where he wants, knocking on doors for Kamala? He could jump on his bike every morning between now and Election Day if he wanted to.
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Friends, what am I missing?

What awful gifts to give someone every year.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

"No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not.
And I don't live in Michigan."

 

[RoTheHo69]

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Those are pectins, child.

 

[NigelCumia]

He wastes so much time making pretentious disgusting garbage food and the only ones looking at it are the people that despise him, it's so depressing

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

No state swings more than his titties.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What awful gifts to give someone every year.

It would be hard to hide my annoyance at a gift like this. It's just going to take up space until enough time passes that I can throw it away

 

[StlakerFatti]

Wyzzconsin is also a swing state, if he does nothing like 2016, then Ponald Flump is sure to win.

When he took matters into his own hands four years later (and killed Bernell Trammell RIP in cold blood) his candidate won.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wyzzconsin is also a swing state, he should go door to door and campaign for Harris. Then again, he causes his neighbors lots of problems and major inconveniences. Screaming at night, running around nude, loud farts and burping 24/7, calling swats on himself, offering his furniture for free and then claiming it wasn't him, loud 7m1f orgies, being fat and many more.

Imagine Patrick knocking on the door of a Trump voter. A normal person would try to persuade but the key is to not argue. If they tell you to fuck off you tell them to have a good day. Patrick would get into screaming matches on peoples porches then post about it later on Twitter. He’s the opposite of a campaigner because he would actually lose her votes.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Imagine Patrick knocking on the door of a Trump voter. A normal person would try to persuade but the key is to not argue. If they tell you to fuck off you tell them to have a good day. Patrick would get into screaming matches on peoples porches then post about it later on Twitter. He’s the opposite of a campaigner because he would actually lose her votes.

that's why i want him to be chief campaign advisor for the Democrats in 2028

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Imagine Patrick knocking on the door of a Trump voter. A normal person would try to persuade but the key is to not argue. If they tell you to fuck off you tell them to have a good day. Patrick would get into screaming matches on peoples porches then post about it later on Twitter. He’s the opposite of a campaigner because he would actually lose her votes.

No way he’d get into a shouting match. He’d scurry off and hide behind a tree until the coast was clear. Pat is terrified of confrontation which is why he blocked Ben Shapiro.

 

[goo gobbler]

Imagine Patrick knocking on the door of a Trump voter. A normal person would try to persuade but the key is to not argue. If they tell you to fuck off you tell them to have a good day. Patrick would get into screaming matches on peoples porches then post about it later on Twitter. He’s the opposite of a campaigner because he would actually lose her votes.

i wish he wasn't such a pussy because i'd pay to see pat do something like modern day debate

 

[RickReternal]

Imagine Patrick knocking on the door of a Trump voter. A normal person would try to persuade but the key is to not argue. If they tell you to fuck off you tell them to have a good day. Patrick would get into screaming matches on peoples porches then post about it later on Twitter. He’s the opposite of a campaigner because he would actually lose her votes.

His ugly fucking face alone would lose votes. He doesn’t have to say a word.

 

[TorpidSloth]

He's absurd. He's an absurd person.

 

[Turry Fawks]

i wish he wasn't such a pussy because i'd pay to see pat do something like modern day debate

Fatt Dillacunty

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

No way he’d get into a shouting match. He’d scurry off and hide behind a tree until the coast was clear. Pat is terrified of confrontation which is why he blocked Ben Shapiro.

Then he would post how he decimated the Nazis and talked down 3 men from a knife fight with intimidating words and sweet Kapoera