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Lying WHOOER is tasked with paying $300k after whoredly yapping her mouth & violating her settlement in a false-rape case; turns to Tomlinson strategy

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
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Quick rundown: Hoe asks for rougher and rougher sex and then fake bruises & sue the millionaire baseball player. Dumbass has text messages explaining to her girl friends what her plans were.

Whooer in question: Lindsey Hill
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Her legal representative: Fred Thiagarajah
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She fucks up, flapping top hole on some podcasts.
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After the pitcher is awarded a default victory, things take a very Fatricksting turn....

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The players agent taunts how much of a dumb whore she is, and she responds a bit more Singhingly...
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The former Cy-Young winner still hasn't made it back in the MLB (and probably won't ever #believeAllWomen) and has been forced to shitting on Japs. If they were to un-blacklist him then it'd be like admitting they were wrong which faggot sports leagues would never do.

he gets a good jab at the end
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TorquieTwoBeers

TorquieTwoBeers

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Brooke Shields said:
The former Cy-Young winner still hasn't made it back in the MLB (and probably won't ever #believeAllWomen) and has been forced to shitting on Japs. If they were to un-blacklist him then it'd be like admitting they were wrong which faggot sports leagues would never do.
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He's definitely not blacklisted, lmao. It's just that his age and skill level at this point don't outweigh how much of an unhinged asshole he is. His teammates hated him, his coaches hated him. No contending MLB team is going to risk poisoning their clubhouse and non-contending team is going to bother. Only extremely online dorks have been clamoring for this guy. He's like the fifth-best starter on Yokohama this year. He's just not as good and he's a douchebag. It's not rocket science.
 
EraGodless

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Brooke Shields said:

Quick rundown: Hoe asks for rougher and rougher sex and then fake bruises & sue the millionaire baseball player. Dumbass has text messages explaining to her girl friends what her plans were.

Whooer in question: Lindsey Hill
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Her legal representative: Fred Thiagarajah
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She fucks up, flapping top hole on some podcasts.
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After the pitcher is awarded a default victory, things take a very Fatricksting turn....

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The players agent taunts how much of a dumb whore she is, and she responds a bit more Singhingly...
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The former Cy-Young winner still hasn't made it back in the MLB (and probably won't ever #believeAllWomen) and has been forced to shitting on Japs. If they were to un-blacklist him then it'd be like admitting they were wrong which faggot sports leagues would never do.

he gets a good jab at the end
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Yeah, Trevor Bauer legit got cancelled- in the prime of his career. He probably missed out on 9 figures in salary due to this lying whore. The MLB basically blackmailed him as he got suspended just based on her allegations. The fucking MLB union was fucking useless in trying to protect a union member.
 
DeadWithoutMyDavid

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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She deserves to be slapped around for having a forehead like that

Pro athlete and the best he could get was like 1 step above Greta Thurnberg

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EraGodless

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TorquieTwoBeers said:
He's definitely not blacklisted, lmao. It's just that his age and skill level at this point don't outweigh how much of an unhinged asshole he is. His teammates hated him, his coaches hated him. No contending MLB team is going to risk poisoning their clubhouse and non-contending team is going to bother. Only extremely online dorks have been clamoring for this guy. He's like the fifth-best starter on Yokohama this year. He's just not as good and he's a douchebag. It's not rocket science.
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Dude, he was 30 years old when this shit happened. He wasn't some washed up bum. Was he an asshole? Yeah- but he sure as fuck could pitch better than a lot of MLB pitchers who are barely effective and making millions. If you don't think the league colluded not to sign him, I don't know what to tell you.

In the past 6 seasons, Jacob DeGrom has pitched in 57 games (lol) and he's due $185 million for being a walking Tommy John patient--

Even middling pitchers get crazy contracts because there are so few of them around-- he easily has lost out on millions of dollars due to this lying whore.
 
THE FAGGOT NIGGER

THE FAGGOT NIGGER

PATRICK'S DAD SUCKS NIGGER COCK
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DeadWithoutMyDavid said:
Pro athlete and the best he could get was like 1 step above Greta Thurnberg
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Many such cases. I always wonder why this happens. I think a lot of dudes fall for the "hurr durr she's so smart and intellectual, my mom would be impressed" shit. It's why the ugly amber turd was able to fuck Elon Musk and Jonny Depp and probably some other high society cock.
 
FattyPneumonia

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TorquieTwoBeers said:
He's definitely not blacklisted, lmao. It's just that his age and skill level at this point don't outweigh how much of an unhinged asshole he is. His teammates hated him, his coaches hated him. No contending MLB team is going to risk poisoning their clubhouse and non-contending team is going to bother. Only extremely online dorks have been clamoring for this guy. He's like the fifth-best starter on Yokohama this year. He's just not as good and he's a douchebag. It's not rocket science.
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You are legitimately retarded. Guy puts up 3 war and never pitches again at age THIRTY whilst guys like Charlie Morton are raking in 15 million at 41 years old. He was 12 months out from leading the league in era+, FIP, and WHIP and you cite his stats from this season, 5 years out of the game as the reasoning? Stop larping as a sports fan
 
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He was basically a non athlete whose dad bio engineered him into throwing hard with unorthodox methods like working out with elastic bands and pool toys while the rest of the team was lifting weights. There are storiesabout how he got bullied by his college teammates even though he was a star player.
 
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