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Luis J Gomez leaked details for O&A's 30th year anniversary reunion

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Opie, inspired by the Vice documentary, and Anthony grateful to be alive has begged Opie for a 4th time to reconcile. And The Great White Ope has done so for Auntie yet again. O&A are doing a Bus Trip in 2024 to celebrate 30 years long, 30 years strong. Packing in New York, and the destination is Yakov's Dinner Theater in Branson, where they will hold a reunion event to celebrate 30 years since O&A began in 1994.

In recently deleted tweets, Luis J Gomez is pissed over some dispute and is trying to DOUCHE the Reunion. He leaked a bunch of details some have been privy to for O&A event on Gas Digital. The DMAN has gathered most relevant info he could find before the site crashed and couldn't post them until just now. Luis deleted the post, likely after threats from Opie in the DMs. But The DMAN downloaded into his mind these promises and rantings in haste, and will transcribe them from autistic memory here.

There it is! Do you see it??? The Chair!!! The show will open with The Wheeling Of The Chair ceremony, a gaggle of interns fussing over Opie's computer chair, wheeling it delicately to a panel where O&A and Stupid Ugly Ungrateful Faggot Jim Norton will sit and likely ruin the entire show with his fake tranny marriage that he probably only did to hide behind during the O&A Reunion so he doesn't catch any heat.

The first act will be Barry Williams doing his typical soulless cracker Greg Brady routines. At this part of the show, we find out it's like O&A X Factor, where O&A press a giant button whenever they get "Bored." All 3 buttons will trigger different gag obstacles for the performer, like mouse traps falling from the ceiling, or a box of snakes. They will likely be nice to Barry Williams, as he's an old friend.

Joe Piscipo will do a stand up set and they will probably have Club Soda Kenny intimidate him into sitting at the piano and performing KIMBERLY!!!!!

They are doing a very O&A tribute to Patrice Oneal that involves a gigantic purple coffin in the back of the theater, filled to the brim with sugary snacks and chips high in sodium.

Mario Cantone has prepared a show-tune medley that he will do in-character as Judy Garland. This will lead into the Fez Whatley Lookalike Contest, likely hosted by Ron Bennington, who is already having second thoughts about doing the show. The listener who most looks like Fez will win "100 Grand." Can you guess what the ulterior motive of THIS bit is?

There is a rumor going around that they are trying to get the band Filter to perform "Hey Man Nice Shot" so they can put the R. Budd Dwyer footage on the big projector behind the band. O&A go way back with da Filter. And with da Budd Dwyer, for that matter.

At least 2 uncomfirmed guests are going to be mercilessly fucked with. They are inviting people they have a grudge with, won't let them enter the venue. They will make them call in from the lobby. Then have them walk up, and put their hand to the glass for The Prison Visit, tell them that they are uninvited from the event, then hang up on them.

They want to do Car Crash Comedy with Nick Mullen, Tim Dillon, Shane Gillis, and a few black and female comics, etc. But Luis said he hasn't pitched the show to any of them yet because of constant contract negotiations that Opie is trying to fine tune with the amateur first time business owner room temperature IQ puerto rican.

Everybody is nervous that Andrew Dice Clay won't do the show, because he would be the closer and the perfect way to end the show. The have Joe Rogan on standby, but everyone involved thinks it would be a monumental disappointment to end with Joe Rogan. Especially as compared to Dice.

They are erecting a large stone structure in the shape of Scott Shannon's face, with which they will hold a mock ceremony, praying to it like Moloch, at the end of the show. This will feature animated holograms of Larry King and even Richard Jeni and Steve Carelisi, who both were driven to suicide by the Opie & Anthony Show. And Luis says they did not get the family's permission to do any of this. I am very interested to see the backlash here... But with O&A, all press is good press.

They have contacted Sandy Kane but she refuses to have anything to do with O&A now after Keith The Cop pulled her chair out and Anthony laughed after she broke her fake hip. She was supposed to introduce The 55 Gallon Drum Challenge 2024, but it looks like that contest will be saved for potential future events, along with The Homeless Shopping Spree 2024... This is either going to be a very good, or very VERY bad year. As a courtesy, Yakov will be screening Goodfellas in the Theater before AND after the event so the attendees will understand half the references Auntie makes to save himself time and effort.

Are you getting tickets for the Anthony Bus or the Opie Bus? I think they are making Norton drive there in a Saturn. If they do a Q&A with O&A I am going to run up to the microphone and ask Norton about how he RAPED a drunk child at the XM studios mere weeks into his pity job offer to join O&A as a third wheel, Do-Nothing, dick-sucking little creep. But other than that, looking very much forward to the event, so long as Luis J Gomez doesn't get all AWWFENDED and cancel the show because he couldn't hang with The Mean Uncles Of Comedy. The DMAN will hangup and listen to your answer.
 

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Truly beautiful if true , The Captain Nana and The Worm are very selfish for not continuing the Show for us 🥺 will the Brotherman talk about this on his Pod?
 

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Truly beautiful if true , The Captain Nana and The Worm are very selfish for not continuing the Show for us 🥺 will the Brotherman talk about this on his Pod?

Yes. Are you getting tickets? You can hold my weed for me.
 

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But other than that, looking very much forward to the event, so long as Luis J Gomez doesn't get all AWWFENDED and cancel the show because he couldn't hang with The Mean Uncles Of Comedy. The DMAN will hangup and listen to your answer.

Wow, Did The DMAN call that one, or what?
 
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