Listen carefully! This is the Fattirondack Double Pallet Chair Fugitive…

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

You won’t find me in the USA.

I’ve taken your chairs much farther away.

Come to Nigeria. Make a wish.

And search in a van that smells of fish.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Last spotted in Madras


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Sorry I’m stoned and can’t remember if I did this shit joke already

 

[Dog Eater]

You won’t find me in the USA.

I’ve taken your chairs much farther away.

Come to Nigeria. Make a wish.

And search in a van that smells of fish.

Thanks a lot FUCKFACE now my wife is making fun of me for crying while laughing. .

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

My skin is dark. My mood is light.

I enjoyed your chairs for one more night.

Approach the wrong African and you may get a punch.

I’ll be the one having termites for lunch.


Listen up, fat white Americans. If you think you’ve found me, you must approach me in public and say, “Are you the 92.3 K-Rock Listen Live Fattirondack Double Pallet Chair Fugitive?” Find me and you’ll win two uncomfortable chairs of incredibly poor quality.

Good luck, dumdums!

*click*

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

This is the 92.3 K-Rock Listen Live Fattirondack Double Pallet Chair Fugitive calling in with your final clue:

Fatty's chairs are in Ughelli, but that's how it goes.
If you want to come find them, look for someone who...nose

Good luck, losers. *click*

 

[RoxburyRick]

This is the 92.3 K-Rock Listen Live Fattirondack Double Pallet Chair Fugitive calling in with your final clue:

Fatty's chairs are in Ughelli, but that's how it goes.
If you want to come find them, look for someone who...nose

Good luck, losers. *click*

 

[Racist Google Intern]

The 92.3 K-rock fattirondack double pallet chair fugitive loves healthy eating at PITA PIT.