Limerick for Rick

[Convict Wyzz]

There once was a man from Milwaukee
Who was fat, everyone would agree
But his daughter, named Belle
Soon said farewell
Something the fat man didn't foresee

 

[peckafacce]

Her name isnt Belle stlaker.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hickory Dickory dock I farted and nikkis sucking my cock! OHHHH

 

[ISO__JOE]

There once was a man from Wisconsin
His name was Ricky Boy Tomlinson
His best friend, Jon, had a hell of a dong
And now his ex wife chokes ons it

 

[guest]

There was a fat cunt from Wisconsin,
Whose name was Patrick Tomlinson,
Whenever he ran,
He looked like a van
Because he's a great big fat person.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

There was a drunk pig from Wisconsin
His daughter was actually Jon's kin
Atalkers said he was fat
He wouldn't have that
His lolsuit was thrown in the bin

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fat fat fat fat fat
fat fat fat fat fat fat
Did I also say fat?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I once knew a fridge named Niki
Her teeth were yellow and sticky
Untalented and broke
She married a joke
Now her pussy is farty and icky

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

There once was a guy from wisconsin
Ran half marathons but was not thin
Instead he was chubby
We all called him 'Tubby'
Without any signs of it stoppin

 

[FatPatsBaps]

There was once a man from Milwaukee
Who was rather fat and portly
He sued the net over false death threats
But will lose the suit very shortly