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I love committing crimes. I love fucking hookers and I love drugs.


Pat....I'm not scared and I'd love to kick your double chin.

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When the frying pan hits just right.
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“Yes, hello. Detective Kowalski cyber crimes Milwaukee/Global Internet Police Division?”

“Kowalski” puts his hand on the receiver.

“He’s calling back boys!” He shouts to the other detectives in the room.

“Yes this is he, what can I do for you Patrick?”

“Good. You remembered my name this time. It seems you’re starting to understand my importance. I have new information for your ‘Jim-sucks-shit’ file. He was a drug runner, apparently moved girls and has many friends in high places. He relayed this to me via text. You should be able to use these in a RICO case.” Patrick declared very smugly.

“Well, Fat-I mean Patrick. We still have to identify him. I assure you, we are using the best Tunisian backtracking TOR node equipment available. This one is a slippery fuck.” Detective Kowalski said in a calm tone.

“Wrong, detective. His TOR end nodes were compromised years ago. I sent you his IP address. I am concerned that this department has been infiltrated by this cyber terrorist and you are destroying evidence in order to protect him. I will be in contact with the FBI, and President Biden from here on out. I just called to warn you that I plan on involving you and the department in my on going litigation. I will see you in court, stlaker.” Pat said, half smirking looking at himself in the mirror.

“Patrick I assure you the department hasn’t been compromised!” Detective Kowalski is trying not to laugh as he looks around at his fellow detectives falling out of their chairs laughing.

“We’ve exhausted every resource for this. We pulled 20 of our guys off the Burnell case because you deman-“ Kowalski was interrupted

“Wrong as always, stlaker. I commanded you take the officers off that case. He was not worth a single persons time. I’m hanging up. Quietly is the key, stlaker. Quietly.” Patrick hung up the phone.

“Holy shit guys he said the catchphrase! I gotta get this recording on that board that fucks with him!”
 
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