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Kelly “The Rapist” Williams upcoming comedy show is going to be HUGE!

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Just kidding - he’s only sold 1 ticket and it’s this Saturday
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What happened to all that talk about being THE BOSS? And the best show producer / promoter in Las Vegas? I’m sure he will blame white people for this. He is the brother Joe of the Pat Pack.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Bunch of open mic-ers trying to sell tickets.
It’s such an awful idea - take little known comedians and have them give up their Saturday in Vegas to perform at some place way off the strip for 15 bucks each. I don’t think they can even sell booze since it’s a studio so you can’t even make money off drink sales. To top it off he has NOTHING TO DO all day but lay around and can’t even be bothered to help promote this show. Nobody is paying to see Kelly do karaoke or a bunch of open mic comedians nobody knows. His LARP as a “Vegas Entertainer” is so funny.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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$10 a ticket minus eventbrite costs
Has to recoup $150 or its a loss.
Has 5 other people on the "card".

This is the 'venue'. Might be able to pick up a Henny Penny for my fried chicken needs at the same time.
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Come on - doesn’t this look like a place you want to spend your Saturday night in Las Vegas??? Like I said they def can’t sell booze at these shows so you can’t even make money of drink sales. Kelly is a retard to think this would be a money maker.
 

Lard Glug

Lard Glug contains neither lard nor glug.
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Just kidding - he’s only sold 1 ticket and it’s this Saturday
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What happened to all that talk about being THE BOSS? And the best show producer / promoter in Las Vegas? I’m sure he will blame white people for this. He is the brother Joe of the Pat Pack.
I don’t see Funnyman Sanchez listed. No wonder ticket sales are bad.
 

Cygnus Nana X-1

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$10 a ticket minus eventbrite costs
Has to recoup $150 or its a loss.
Has 5 other people on the "card".

This is the 'venue'. Might be able to pick up a Henny Penny for my fried chicken needs at the same time.
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Imagine trying to lure somebody here to see a $10 show. What is the demographic that would go here? Unless you're a used restaurant equipment enthusiast it doesn't appeal to anybody.
 
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