Just a few Fun Facts for Auntie Cumia to digest (if his health will allow it.) @Billy Hollywood

[THE D]

As of today, Auntie has officially spent more years Fired and Retired than he ever spent on FM radio.
2014-now is 9 years. His actual career in 1995-2002 was only 7 years.

The greatest bits O&A will be remembered for were ALL Opie inventions; Bar None. Even Auntie's impersonations were triggered by Opie's direction and request. W.O.W., Jocktober, Mayor's Dead, Cake Stomp, Assault on the Media, Sex For Sam, Dueling Dices, Poker Chips, Make Girls Cry, Prison Visit, Patrice's Movie Reviews, Doodie Hat, Making celebrities watch 2Girls1Cup, Homeless Shopping Spree, 55 Gallon Drum Challenge, ET AL!!!

Tom Leykis is still doing actual radio for an actual company. Bubba The Love Sponge is still doing actual radio for an actual company. Cowhead is still doing actual radio for an actual company. Carol Miller is still doing actual radio for an actual company.

Opie spent an additional 3 years making millions at SXM after Auntie was already draining his bank account for his vanity project Network named after himself.

Auntie got himself fired and blamed Opie for not quitting SXM and doing a show every morning from Auntie's basement... A residence he had never been invited to.

Both Stupid Jim Norton and The Great Opie Hughes are married to young blondes. Auntie remains the Old Maid with a kitty cat and a musclebound sugarbaby.

Jim Norton barely ever does Cumpound. Bill Burr and Louis CK never have. They have however been heard exclusively on the Opie Radio Podcast.

What some of them other Fun Facts we got?

 

[Will Tate]

Bill Burr and Louis CK never have.

Come to think of it, you're right, they haven't; also, didn't one of those guys have Nana ejected from the venue hosting a charity event? Like Nana showed up and one of those guys, can't remember which one, was like, "No, someone get that melting wax figure mincing near the bar the fuck out of here"?

 

[Sue Lightning]

This is technically true. If we just consider Nanas suspensions its 9 years. However if you factor in the times the show was fired, Anthonys “fired time” would be 11 years. This means that Anthony has been fired now for LONGER than he was at SXM. Now the haters out there will say “BUT… OPIE HAS…BEEN FIRED TOO”….Fawwkin dwopes. Opie got fired in 2017. Only 6 years. FACE!

Jim and Sam have been on since 2016 aka 7 years. O&A 7 years into their career got fired over SFS3.

Sam has been on air since 2005 aka 18 years. Next year he will be broadcasting for the same length as O&A’s entire runtime.

 

[THE D]

This is technically true. If we just consider Nanas suspensions its 9 years. However if you factor in the times the show was fired, Anthonys “fired time” would be 11 years. This means that Anthony has been fired now for LONGER than he was at SXM. Now the haters out there will say “BUT… OPIE HAS…BEEN FIRED TOO”….Fawwkin dwopes. Opie got fired in 2017. Only 6 years. FACE!

Jim and Sam have been on since 2016 aka 7 years. O&A 7 years into their career got fired over SFS3.

Sam has been on air since 2005 aka 18 years. Next year he will be broadcasting for the same length as O&A’s entire runtime.

Some people's ten years are A LOT more impressive than other people's ten years.

John And Jeff lasted 13 years.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Lets not upset @Billy Hollywood , as his feelings easily gets hurt
Sure, he’s in love with a man who thinks 5 year olds are hotter than anything.
Sure, his hero sticks a vibrating egg up his ass for pleasure, and sure his only reason for living happens to his play cod while spitting on the floor angrily.
We should be nice to @Billy Hollywood because he is, after all, a retard. I mean, you’d have to be one to enjoy ChildPornMedia, right?
Lets be nice, everyone.

 

[Stent]

Opie humiliated that waste of space/fries Roland. Nana was deathly afraid of him.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Opie humiliated that waste of space/fries Roland. Nana was deathly afraid of him.

You’re kidding? Why would anyone be afraid of that fat fuck?

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

1) abandoning your mother unless she killed a grandchild on purpose makes you a bad person.
2) having sex with a girl that has to go to the pediatrics unit makes you a pedo.
3)Having sex with a tranny makes you gay.

 

[Stent]

You’re kidding? Why would anyone be afraid of that fat fuck?

Probably because he was a gossipy fat fuck who Nana couldn't just fire for looking him in the eyes.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Some people's ten years are A LOT more impressive than other people's ten years.

John And Jeff lasted 13 years.

How is that even possible? They were awful. They’re probably loaded now too.

 

[bantadant]

...and RISE AGAIN!

 

[FingerofGod]

How is that even possible? They were awful. They’re probably loaded now too.

We’re two guys that moved to Cambodia for “tax purposes”.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

But guys ... LOOK AT OPIE'S NUMBERS!!

 

[Harry Powell]

Fun FACT: no real - or even C-tier - celebrity has posted well wishes or concern for cumia

Fun FACT: he creeped out Daniel Craig

 

[UnPRePared]

Fun FACT: no real - or even C-tier - celebrity has posted well wishes or concern for cumia

Fun FACT: he creeped out Daniel Craig

The older he gets, Daniel Craig actually creeps ME out.

I loved Casino Royale and Skyfall (SPECTRE can eat Sam Mendes ass, minus the open), but nowadays he looks like he's melting. I think the cunt had work done.

Plus, if we're being actually honest here, what normal man can be convinced to actually hang out with Count Wopula at that point in his life? He wasn't what I would call charming by then.

 

[bantadant]

Fun FACT: no real - or even C-tier - celebrity has posted well wishes or concern for cumia

Fun FACT: he creeped out Daniel Craig

I bet nana grabbed his dick in the hot tub

 

[CumiaPoodle]

1) abandoning your mother unless she killed a grandchild on purpose makes you a bad person.
2) having sex with a girl that has to go to the pediatrics unit makes you a pedo.
3)Having sex with a tranny makes you gay.

I remember this part in the art of war