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That's a tough one. With Paul they age out at 5 or 6 and he just looks but doesn't touch as far as I know. Epstein they have to fondle a rich old dudes balls and probably have some satanic ritual performed on them.7 year old daughter*
One time we were all drinking and my buddy let our other buddy's son beat the shit out of him basically. They were play fighting but then the kid started actually full on punching him impressively hard. Like audibly. My buddy took a bunch of them and was laughing and shit and then he took a really good one and was like "ohhhhh" and like slowly just got in the fetal position and turtled while the kid kept pounding on him and eventually started kicking him in the head. When his dad came in he gave us all shit for even letting the kid do that.Most 7 year old girls could probably beat and kick Paul until he's on the floor in the fetal position.
Paul Weimer would pay good money for that experience.One time we were all drinking and my buddy let our other buddy's son beat the shit out of him basically. They were play fighting but then the kid started actually full on punching him impressively hard. Like audibly. My buddy took a bunch of them and was laughing and shit and then he took a really good one and was like "ohhhhh" and like slowly just got in the fetal position and turtled while the kid kept pounding on him and eventually started kicking him in the head. When his dad came in he gave us all shit for even letting the kid do that.
The next day my buddy had big cartoonish lumps on his head and was like "what the fuck happened to me?" And I was like "you don't remember letting TJ beat you up? He was like booting you in the head and shit." Kid was 6 at the time. He's a savage.
I don't know what he could've done short of locking himself in the bathroom or something. If you yelled at this kid he'd just laugh at you. He's nuts. There's videos all over his dad's Facebook of this kid just barehand grabbing gar pike out of a waterfall.Paul Weimer would pay good money for that experience.
If you are in that situation - what do you do? After a firm warning or two to stop it, wouldn't you think that a defensive fist would be called for, or would that be out of order?
Chez Cumia it is!but I'd still prefer to just leave them in a crack den for the night.
How about this fella
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