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Jokes aside, who would you rather babysit your daughter?

Who?

  • Paul Weimer

    Votes: 2 6.7%
  • Jeffrey Epstein

    Votes: 28 93.3%

  • Total voters
    30

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Most 7 year old girls could probably beat and kick Paul until he's on the floor in the fetal position.
One time we were all drinking and my buddy let our other buddy's son beat the shit out of him basically. They were play fighting but then the kid started actually full on punching him impressively hard. Like audibly. My buddy took a bunch of them and was laughing and shit and then he took a really good one and was like "ohhhhh" and like slowly just got in the fetal position and turtled while the kid kept pounding on him and eventually started kicking him in the head. When his dad came in he gave us all shit for even letting the kid do that.

The next day my buddy had big cartoonish lumps on his head and was like "what the fuck happened to me?" And I was like "you don't remember letting TJ beat you up? He was like booting you in the head and shit." Kid was 6 at the time. He's a savage.
 

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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One time we were all drinking and my buddy let our other buddy's son beat the shit out of him basically. They were play fighting but then the kid started actually full on punching him impressively hard. Like audibly. My buddy took a bunch of them and was laughing and shit and then he took a really good one and was like "ohhhhh" and like slowly just got in the fetal position and turtled while the kid kept pounding on him and eventually started kicking him in the head. When his dad came in he gave us all shit for even letting the kid do that.

The next day my buddy had big cartoonish lumps on his head and was like "what the fuck happened to me?" And I was like "you don't remember letting TJ beat you up? He was like booting you in the head and shit." Kid was 6 at the time. He's a savage.
Paul Weimer would pay good money for that experience.

If you are in that situation - what do you do? After a firm warning or two to stop it, wouldn't you think that a defensive fist would be called for, or would that be out of order?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Paul Weimer would pay good money for that experience.

If you are in that situation - what do you do? After a firm warning or two to stop it, wouldn't you think that a defensive fist would be called for, or would that be out of order?
I don't know what he could've done short of locking himself in the bathroom or something. If you yelled at this kid he'd just laugh at you. He's nuts. There's videos all over his dad's Facebook of this kid just barehand grabbing gar pike out of a waterfall.

I watched the kid play GTA 5 once when he was little too. I remember thinking like "this is the last thing this little psycho needs" but he just walked around and tried to shoot birds. I don't think it occurred to him to shoot people. Pretty sure he thinks the whole game is walking around shooting birds until the cops show up and arrest you.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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well according to Eric Hildeman, Paul is a virtuous celebate pedofile. I'm of the mind that Paul's just an opportunistic one so I'd let the dead guy watch her
 
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