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So incompetent he can't even release it all at once.
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Joe Matarese has a new special!
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Even in extremely popular videos broken into multiple parts, there is always a significant reduction in views in anything after the first part. A lot that is because when youtube first started, there was a 10-15 minute time limit. This utterly humorless clown is doing it by choice.
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Over a minute in and there hasn't been a joke yet. We're off to a good start.
1:30 we've reached our first joke. "Instead of popcorn day, the best we had was scoliosis day!"
2:30 Another minute has passed and there hasn't been a second joke. He did an impression of his principal telling students to go to the "all purpose room" for their scoliosis test. He talks about back in his day there was no auditorium, they just had an "all purpose room".
This is really bad lol, I feel like a retard just commentating this because it's all gibberish. Tappin' out.
1:30 we've reached our first joke. "Instead of popcorn day, the best we had was scoliosis day!"
2:30 Another minute has passed and there hasn't been a second joke. He did an impression of his principal telling students to go to the "all purpose room" for their scoliosis test. He talks about back in his day there was no auditorium, they just had an "all purpose room".
This is really bad lol, I feel like a retard just commentating this because it's all gibberish. Tappin' out.
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I tapped back in due to morbid curiosity... "Remember the girls with the back braces? Scoliosis day, man... it was tough!"
WHERE'S THE JOKES?!?!?!
Now he's talking about lice day. "They check your hair for lice!" and the audience is howling.
WHERE'S THE JOKES?!?!?!
Now he's talking about lice day. "They check your hair for lice!" and the audience is howling.
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He may be the most unfunny comedian in the O&A sphere. I might hate 99% of the other ones, but I can tell they're at least attempting to be funny. Matarese just meanders on with self-indulgent, dull stories that literally lack humor. His "jokes" are several minutes of "stay with me here" followed by something completely banal and unoriginal.
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Skip to 5:50 when he explains how the ground at playgrounds is rubber, so if a kid falls on it, they'll bounce back up. The paid audience claps for that joke, it's fucking hilarious. So retarded.
6:30 they clap because he shows a photo of a slide!! What the fuck...
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was scoliosis a big thing in Italy back then?
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Comments are off, what's the point of uploading it then?
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My mudda used tah make the best scoliosis. We'd get out of bed early the next day just to have it for breakfast.
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He is incredibly unfunny but Fixing Joe is the last great thing to come out of OnA. I've rewatched it several times.
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pahhhdkeeest
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Mad Magazine had these segments called "No-Joke Jokes", that had a setup with no punchline. E.g. "A priest walks into a bar and says "ouch". The "joke" being that they had all the appearance of a joke, without being a joke.
And that's what this video just reminded of: you're right: He's telling a long "Remember when??" story that doesn't go anywhere. His scoliosis bit is "Sunday Comics" smirk level funny, but then it just goes on and on.
Then the audience thinks pictures of playground equipment is hilarious for some reason, with as you pointed out, this unoriginal "kids today...amiright???" commentary tagged on.
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Time to cleanse the palate with some Louis C.
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Hey everyone. Remember this? Do you remember it? Do you? I see you all remembering it. I remember it, too.
Nostalgia wallowing sacks of shit.
Nostalgia wallowing sacks of shit.
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