Jim and Nikolai will be divorced soon...

[whippinghuskies]

Listening to their latest podcast and Jim's "wife's " true colors show. She's nasty, vindictive, aggressive, and ungrateful. She has all the testosterone of a man mated with the entitlement of a woman. It's clear Jim realizes what a sick mistake this was, the honeymoon is over, and Nikolai addresses the "haters." The viking is gonna start beating Jim soon, you can see it happening already.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Listening to their latest podcast and Jim's "wife's " true colors show. She's nasty, vindictive, aggressive, and ungrateful. She has all the testosterone of a man mated with the entitlement of a woman. It's clear Jim realizes what a sick mistake this was, the honeymoon is over, and Nikolai addresses the "haters." The viking is gonna start beating Jim soon, you can see it happening already.

I see this whole thing ending in a murder suicide or the Viking just kills Jim and leaves the county.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I really wonder what Norton promised her in terms of “fame” that got the Viking to marry him. Whatever favors / connections Norton had he used and it hasn’t lead to the Viking being a star like Norton promised.

 

[The Talking Dead]

A totally passable woman. I'm sorry you're jealous, baby boys

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Jimmy getting beaten to death by an Icelandic tranny would be the funniest thing he's ever done.

 

[Dennyislife]

Even without the whole tranny bizaro act his wife is significantly younger. In ten years he will be in his 60s and Nick will be mid 30s and full of energy still.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Listening to their latest podcast and Jim's "wife's " true colors show. She's nasty, vindictive, aggressive, and ungrateful. She has all the testosterone of a man mated with the entitlement of a woman. It's clear Jim realizes what a sick mistake this was, the honeymoon is over, and Nikolai addresses the "haters." The viking is gonna start beating Jim soon, you can see it happening already.

What's the downside to all this?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Listening to their latest podcast and Jim's "wife's " true colors show. She's nasty, vindictive, aggressive, and ungrateful. She has all the testosterone of a man mated with the entitlement of a woman. It's clear Jim realizes what a sick mistake this was, the honeymoon is over, and Nikolai addresses the "haters." The viking is gonna start beating Jim soon, you can see it happening already.

He would love to get the shit beat out of him. Remember his sick dream where KISS or whoever beats the shit out of him?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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A totally passable woman. I'm sorry you're jealous, baby boys

Good fucking God. He honestly looks like a young Zakk Wylde.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Even without the whole tranny bizaro act his wife is significantly younger. In ten years he will be in his 60s and Nick will be mid 30s and full of energy still.

And it’s not like Norton is even a fun and active person. He’s only traveled because of stand up gigs and does even have any hobbies (his degenerate shit doesn’t count) he just sits in his apartment if he doesn’t have anywhere to be.

 

[whippinghuskies]

He would love to get the shit beat out of him. Remember his sick dream where KISS or whoever beats the shit out of him?

Yea, but Jimmy has never experienced violence. When he does, he's not gonna like it when a 6.2 185 man who descends from a proud warrior culture and who thinks he's a man, starts taking out all his rage on his husband.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

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A totally passable woman. I'm sorry you're jealous, baby boys

I think I've seen Nikki review guitar gear before

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Imagine having one of those tedious arguments you get with women where you say "Come on, we're 30 minutes late!" and she's like "No, it's only been 28 minutes" like that's a key difference.

Then later, she fucks you up the ass.

 

[lowend73]

Jim probably thought the podcast route would be the way for some fame

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Every relationship runs out of tokens eventually.

 

[BUBBLER]

I love how SHE likes to take “conservative” stances as if she wasn’t sucking dick for money as soon as SHE turned 18.

SHE has also admitted to fucking middle eastern men and we all know what that means…

 

[Imager]

I see this whole thing ending in a murder suicide

With a toe-trigger attachment?

 

[Harry Powell]

Jim doesn’t care about any of that. He only cares about Alan’s monster piece

 

[satanssockpuppet]

And it’s not like Norton is even a fun and active person. He’s only traveled because of stand up gigs and does even have any hobbies (his degenerate shit doesn’t count) he just sits in his apartment if he doesn’t have anywhere to be.

I once had a cat who spent most of his life trying to get into this one specific closet that I didn't especially want him to be in. He'd spend hours trying to get the door open, and every time I opened it he'd try to scoot inside. Then one day he somehow got the door open, and he proceeded to sit there for a few minutes, with this look of disappointment on his face, like "this is all there is in here?".

Jimmy is the cat, and having a he-bride to fuck him up the ass on a nightly basis is the closet. Now that he has it, it's not as fabulous and fulfilling as he thought it'd be. Sure, he's getting skewered like a kabob with Thorr's enormous meathammer, but the rest of the time, he's trapped with a man doing his best impression of an unbearably shrill, vapid, spendaholic whore who hares everything he likes and doesn't even get 90% of his references.

 

[goo gobbler]

I think I've seen Nikki review guitar gear before

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she could've also passed as a nordic black metal musician in the late 80s/early 90s...

...playing the toe trigger