Jason Hillman, Oracle

[Caverlock]

Does the name sound slightly familiar? Zero likes, zero retweets, zero responses. Jason Hillman knows discretion is the better part of valor.

https://archive.is/HmR3c



He’s the one who saw fit to fit the Annabelleless highchair in frame:

Once, capturing a dumb, hollow-gazed pig preening its bristles in a very badly smudged mirror...a moment of prescience:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BggwFiMhHpA/ (archive.is and archive.org won’t work on IG anymore)

Spoiler: Full Pic

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the approaching battles.

How about that quote? Sound familiar?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ha! Dirty mirror at Pat’s wedding venue.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pats only read “The Art of Bore”.

 

[Tortfeasor]

The art of war is what stupid people say they read to sound smart. Everything in the book is so fucking ambiguous that's it useless. Paulie Walnuts understands it as much as anyone else, believe me.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

The art of war is what stupid people say they read to sound smart. Everything in the book is so fucking ambiguous that's it useless. Paulie Walnuts understands it as much as anyone else, believe me.

You mean the one book every inmate in America has ever read is shitty? Nyehehehehehehehe

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Ordy is a friend of mine.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The art of war is what stupid people say they read to sound smart. Everything in the book is so fucking ambiguous that's it useless. Paulie Walnuts understands it as much as anyone else, believe me.

It was written by Sun Tazu. T turned me on to him. He’s the Chinese Prince Matchiavelli.

 

[Udders]

Ha! Dirty mirror at Pat’s wedding venue.

Nice exposed ceiling at your wedding venue, stupid.

 

[peckafacce]

Ha! Dirty mirror at Pat’s wedding venue.

It's called patina child, it's what happens to things as they age. I'm sorry you're so stupid

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Hey Ma!

Did I look ugly in that picture you took of me!?



Heh this'll show them

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I wake up with the Hillman every day, only on WAAF 93.7 Boston's home of rock.

 

[guest]

Shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth.

I can hear him saying this in his demanding piggy voice.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

What a horrible wedding picture. It's not centered, and the attention of your eye is instantly drawn to the poor woman sitting in the uncomfortable child's chair. Not to mention the presumably female minister's face is blurry and out of focus.

Is everyone in Rick's orbit bad at what they do?