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Jail is actually pretty cool.

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Also despite the trouble I've gotten into over the past two years I've never once been in trouble for harassing a fat sci-fi writer. And I never will.


I love in the Christmas special that Ricky is pissed they bailed him out because he was in the midst of an 8 day drinking and hash smoking bender in jail when they bailed him out. Lol even one of the guards passes out.
 

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
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I'm going to get a job in the prison library, gain the trust of the guards and end up being the warden's accountant.

I know A LOT about taxes.
"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell @Chive Turkey ever got the best of him."
 

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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Is that Schillinger raping Piggy when this turns into a trial for his terroristic threats against us?

Where are you going Prag?
I have a conjugal with my wife, child.
Did you ask permission to fuck your wife Prag?
*fatly sighs* No sir


Simon Adobesey

Lyin' O'Reilly

Tim McMantits

Chunky Pancamo
 

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I'm going to get a job in the prison library, gain the trust of the guards and end up being the warden's accountant.

I know A LOT about taxes.
In Pats delusional mind he’s the warden who beat that new fish to death and then fucked up the sisters. Hadley I think was his name.

In reality Pats that fat crying new fish.
 
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