It’s time we elect a president

[Gay Faggot.]

Seeing as very serious journalists are interested in us now, we need a spokesperson. Seeing as we all voted for Joe Biden and therefore truly believe in democracy we’ll put it to a vote. Name your candidates and the top 5 ribbed posts will go into a poll.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

My candidate is Daniel Kurlan. Noted head of multiple criminal enterprises including grand larsony and insurance fraud I feel he would be the perfect spokesmen and president of OnAForums.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Norm should be the eternal president.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Norm should be the eternal president.

In the same way that Washington is the eternal commander of the military?

 

[RoTheHo69]

In the same way that Washington is the eternal commander of the military?

I was going with more of a Best Korea thing but that works just fine too brothaman!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Ken Fresno

 

[Opie Army]

None of you are funny or smart.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

None of you are funny or smart.

@SmellenShoehorn is funny. That’s true for the rest of us however.

 

[Harry Powell]

No kings, no presidents, no leaders faggot

 

[Gay Faggot.]

No kings, no presidents, no leaders faggot

We need a representative. I know you voted for Joe Biden like me. So you must believe in democracy! We’re getting faaawwkkin huge and we need someone to point at when it goes south. You know, fo da show.

 

[Harry Powell]

We need a representative. I know you voted for Joe Biden like me. So you must believe in democracy! We’re getting faaawwkkin huge and we need someone to point at when it goes south. You know, fo da show.

A fall guy? Now that I can get behind.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I hear a man named Joseph Cumia will run this like a military operation

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Joseph Cumia should be called upon to represent us at every opportunity.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I vote for ChicopeeChip, he’s very JFK like. He could turn faggots into Pat haters in no time. “Ask not what the forums can do for you, ask what you can do for the forums”

i find it hilarious current leftists ball wash JFK when he was personification of free market capitalism and behind the scenes corruption. That’s why I fucking love him.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Joseph Cumia should be called upon to represent us at every opportunity.

Represent YOU!?!?!? Hrrrmph. What on EARTH would make me do THAT????? Not YOU!!!!! What makes you think I give a SHIT about what goes on here ANYMORE??? You guys CARE more about me and my BROTHER than you do your FAMILIES. (If you have any).

Sure, I’ll represent you. When you’re getting SUED for LIBEL!!!!! I’ll tell the JUDGE everything you’ve said about ME and my BRO. He’ll side with the PROSECUTOR and I’ll keep playing GIGS. Saying WHATEVER I WANT.

Let me call my BROTHER I’m sure he’ll LOVE to hear I’ve been NOMINATED. We’ll see you MORONS in COURT. “AIR” Boomers and ALL.
#ImpendingCourt #WINNING #MAGA2024

 

[Cptbaldopie]

A Corsican pimp

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

This is going great....

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

A Corsican pimp

I had him down for HUD secretary.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The Rocket Rosenthal, because the promo guys draw the dimes.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Seeing as very serious journalists are interested in us now, we need a spokesperson. Seeing as we all voted for Joe Biden and therefore truly believe in democracy we’ll put it to a vote. Name your candidates and the top 5 ribbed posts will go into a poll.

Do what the Jeopardy guy did and announce that the only legitimate option for forum President is you.