It's some achievement when Fat Bob is the least annoying person in a photo

[Gronez_Bambatta]

 

[PogromStallone]

Jay is nowhere near as annoying as Bob.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Bob Fibber Kelly. He's getting into joey diaz level of yarn spinning.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Jesus, isn't Bobby like 5'5? How fucking short is Bennington?

 

[DooDooBrown]

I’m sure when Ice-T and the other FNs in Body Count were doing their thing, they pictured their merch being worn by a white guy that looks like the drummer for Drowning Pool.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's like Jay gets up every morning and tries to look stupid. Look at those fucking gay red boots. Look at the way the tongue is flipped down, rendering the already gay boots even gayer. He does that with all boots. Every item of clothing he has to do something gay with it. He can't just wear anything normally. Like how he can't wear sweatpants without rolling one of the legs up. Or he can't wear a hat without cocking it to the side like a boy band faggot. Or how he went on Conan wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie.

To be fair, he doesn't know how he looks unless he sees himself on camera. He's admitted several times that he showers in the dark and avoids looking in mirrors. I just find it odd that a guy who can't even stand his own reflection dresses in a way that screams "LOOK AT ME! I'M AN OLD FAGGOT STUCK IN 1999!"

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Bob reminds me of Artie in that picture.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bobby also pisses me off with his fucking sneakers all the time. These ones are understated compared to the flashy shit he's usually trying to pull off. It's fucking weird seeing an old guy wearing like bright orange and blue basketball shoes unless the old fucker is playing a pickup game or something. You're old. Get some nice brown leather shoes.

 

[PogromStallone]

It's like Jay gets up every morning and tries to look stupid. Look at those fucking gay red boots. Look at the way the tongue is flipped down, rendering the already gay boots even gayer. He does that with all boots. Every item of clothing he has to do something gay with it. He can't just wear anything normally. Like how he can't wear sweatpants without rolling one of the legs up. Or he can't wear a hat without cocking it to the side like a boy band faggot. Or how he went on Conan wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie.

To be fair, he doesn't know how he looks unless he sees himself on camera. He's admitted several times that he showers in the dark and avoids looking in mirrors. I just find it odd that a guy who can't even stand his own reflection dresses in a way that screams "LOOK AT ME! I'M AN OLD FAGGOT STUCK IN 1999!"

He's clearly in a state of arrested development. I would clown on him more but he's one of the funniest people out there as long as he isn't in charge of the conversation, then he will do whatever he can to bring it back to gay sex.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's clearly in a state of arrested development. I would clown on him more but he's one of the funniest people out there as long as he isn't in charge of the conversation, then he will do whatever he can to bring it back to gay sex.

As many things as I hate about him, I have to refer to him as my favourite current comedian because he makes me laugh the most consistently.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Bobby also pisses me off with his fucking sneakers all the time. These ones are understated compared to the flashy shit he's usually trying to pull off. It's fucking weird seeing an old guy wearing like bright orange and blue basketball shoes unless the old fucker is playing a pickup game or something. You're old. Get some nice brown leather shoes.

I think the cigars are worse ...

 

[TorpidSloth]

I think the cigars are worse ...

Don't you mean "the bats/sticks". What Bobby really wishes they were is "the cocks."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think the cigars are worse ...

Shane Gillis recently got him fully addicted to Zyn too.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Shane Gillis recently got him fully addicted to Zyn too.

Bobby? Lol. Nicotine is still bad for your heart. Good job getting hooked on that after finally losing the weight, stupid.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

He's clearly in a state of arrested development. I would clown on him more but he's one of the funniest people out there as long as he isn't in charge of the conversation, then he will do whatever he can to bring it back to gay sex.

Jay has never had a big boy job. He’s always been doing comedy. He’s also a degenerate who’s probably lying about how much tail he gets. Dressing like he’s at the 1998 Family Values tour tracks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bobby? Lol. Nicotine is still bad for your heart. Good job getting hooked on that after finally losing the weight, stupid.

Yeah. It was on the Bonfire and there's video of it. Shane talks him into trying one. His face went green and he didn't say much. He was woozy and looked like he was going to puke. Now he talks about them constantly on the Bonfire and other shows and he always has one in his mouth.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Yeah. It was on the Bonfire and there's video of it. Shane talks him into trying one. His face went green and he didn't say much. He was woozy and looked like he was going to puke. Now he talks about them constantly on the Bonfire and other shows and he always has one in his mouth.

That's understandable when you're a dumb kid. I remember puking after smoking half a pack of Marlboro reds when I was 15, but continuing because I was a 15 year old shithead who thought it made me look cool. But a grown man in his, what, 40s? Maybe understand that it's your body rejecting poison

 

[Rudderman]

I can smell Pig Jay from here.

 

[DooDooBrown]

That's understandable when you're a dumb kid. I remember puking after smoking half a pack of Marlboro reds when I was 15, but continuing because I was a 15 year old shithead who thought it made me look cool. But a grown man in his, what, 40s? Maybe understand that it's your body rejecting poison

I have no sympathy or respect for anyone who starts smoking past their late teens. You’re old enough to understand pumping smoke into your body will ultimately kill you, don’t expect me to cry because you got yourself addicted.

Getting addicted to vapes is like that but a thousand times gayer and more embarrassing.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Clearly you civilians don't understand the sophisticated comedian attire.