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I have accepted that particular delusion of his. I mean .... it flies in the face of logic and basic observational skills, but fine. Fat boy wants to deny he's fat? Fine. I'll make my peace with that.
But his insistence that he's handsome, or anything short of repulsive? That's really pissing me off.
Look, Petey Rick, you wanna pretend that you're not fat, go right ahead. Be my guest. But you better man up right now and accept the fact that you are a balding, hideous piece of ugly.
I can put up with a lot, and I can find ways to cope with just about anything; but Patrick S Tomlinson pretending to possess a countenance that produces any effect in another other than an immediate desire to immediately blind themselves with white hot pokers is a Todd Bridges too far.
No, Pat. NO.
But his insistence that he's handsome, or anything short of repulsive? That's really pissing me off.
Look, Petey Rick, you wanna pretend that you're not fat, go right ahead. Be my guest. But you better man up right now and accept the fact that you are a balding, hideous piece of ugly.
I can put up with a lot, and I can find ways to cope with just about anything; but Patrick S Tomlinson pretending to possess a countenance that produces any effect in another other than an immediate desire to immediately blind themselves with white hot pokers is a Todd Bridges too far.
No, Pat. NO.