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It's 2054, CQ Beans (caught by bounty hunter Boq back in 2025)

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@CQ_Beans Is now an old slave and part of the Boq household in an undisclosed Neo-caliphate, the grandchildren see him as a family member and they speak English with an audible Brooklyn "twang". He is kept in the "slave quarters" which is basically a refurbished cage. His duties include cooking, cleaning and milking the camels.


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@CQ_Beans Is now an old slave and part of the Boq household in an undisclosed Neo-caliphate, the grandchildren see him as a family member and they speak English with an audible Brooklyn "twang". He is kept in the "slave quarters" which is basically a refurbished cage. His duties include cooking, cleaning and milking the camels.


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Do you have him milk the male camels too? Or did he volunteer to do that.
 

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Do you have him milk the male camels too? Or did he volunteer to do that.
Caught him* then made him milk 100 male camels

(like when you catch your son smoking a cigarette)...

He also attempted to flee several times, and is always this close to contacting some futuristic Harriet Tubman trope who is freeing captive sassters, but because he's a fetterster he always misses or confused about the drop off spot, etc.
 

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@CQ_Beans Is now an old slave and part of the Boq household in an undisclosed Neo-caliphate, the grandchildren see him as a family member and they speak English with an audible Brooklyn "twang". He is kept in the "slave quarters" which is basically a refurbished cage. His duties include cooking, cleaning and milking the camels.


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Jokes on you dipshit, I’m originally from Queens/SI. Brooklyn folks are good peeps though. You forgot I make a mean Stromboli.
 
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