It will never stop being funny that Patty Kool-Aid-Man'd himself into that hearing

[HotDogJoe]

Just awkwardly ground everything to a halt so he could raise his hand and butt in while the professionals were trying to talk.

I can just imagine the little piggy sweating and squealing behind his computer - "This isn't how it's supposed to be going, child! I decide how the law works!". *raises hand*

Oh Patty. When will you ever learn

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Judge Stein was merely unaware of how important I am, child.

 

[Caverlock]

I'm surprised he didn't bring his own gavel.

 

[Will Tate]

I'm surprised he didn't bring his own gavel.

The monitor of his shithouse laptop was littered with Nerf darts.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

So fucking funny. I only wish the judge let him talk and then gave him the Billy Madison speech and threw him out of court.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Whoever decides the meaning of words, decrees the law of the land.

 

[guest]

Fucking ridiculous. Then after a ten minute conference his lawyer just hammers on about Borg Doros and Nazi stormtroopers. I fucking lost it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You just know he was losing it and ranting like a lunatic about stalkers and Nazis. That poor, useless lawyer.

 

[Opesterino]

Fucking ridiculous. Then after a ten minute conference his lawyer just hammers on about Borg Doros and Nazi stormtroopers. I fucking lost it.

By far my favorite moment, he starts to ramble and gets cut off almost immediately. I wonder what kind of point he was trying to make..

 

[guest]

I was afraid it was one of you about to ruin everything

 

[Will Tate]

I was afraid it was one of you about to ruin everything

If I'd heard, "I have been in...SHOOTING MATCHES, between Star Wars and Star Trek fans." I'd have died.

 

[Harry Powell]

If I'd heard, "I have been in...SHOOTING MATCHES, between Star Wars and Star Trek fans." I'd have died.

For some reason the “I’m Patrick Tomlinson, political firebrand “ speech they used to call Hooligans with always gets my ribs

 

[OpieRadio]

Its not his fault that he didnt know the proper proTocol, nobody sent him the liTeraTure .

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I fucking died when egghead came back on and said he needed another five minutes. Followed by the Kumiyaas and Pedo Paul trying to join.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

The judge saved him from making more of an ass of himself and screwing his own case.

 

[DMAN]

Fuckwit: "may I approach the bench?"

 

[AidsCookie]

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[Mick_Mickerson]

A guy actively participated in a lawsuit he was involved in. Hilarious.

Have you thought about taking up fly fishing?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Just awkwardly ground everything to a halt so he could raise his hand and butt in while the professionals were trying to talk.

I can just imagine the little piggy sweating and squealing behind his computer - "This isn't how it's supposed to be going, child! I decide how the law works!". *raises hand*

Oh Patty. When will you ever learn

as bad as his lawyer was doing, Pat thought he knew more about the law than an actual lawyer. Hilarious. Though he didn't have much of a case there to begin with, since as anyone who LisTened to the Judge explain section 230 would know.

 

[NoBacon]

as bad as his lawyer was doing, Pat thought he knew more about the law than an actual lawyer. Hilarious. Though he didn't have much of a case there to begin with, since as anyone who LisTened to the Judge explain section 230 would know.

In the case of Brinton “obtaining evidence illegally and lying by omission using it” Resto and Stavros “repeat the same argument 10 times after being told each time to try something else” Esquire he very well may have known more than they did.