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Is there any proof Ben Dovid can play guitar?

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
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Not only do I play, but I'm wildly better than you and always will be. Any other gay shit you wanna know about me? Cum volume per load? Do you think Danny sleeps naked?

All you guys are closet queers with shit like this.

I can bet you know like open chords 30 riffs, 3 interludes, half a solo, and zero improvisational chops
 

Keith Robinson

Comedy Express
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Not only do I play, but I'm wildly better than you and always will be. Any other gay shit you wanna know about me? Cum volume per load? Do you think Danny sleeps naked?

All you guys are closet queers with shit like this.
Goddammit. Danny we all know you don't bust good loads because you don't drink milk. See, the trick to get an impressive volume of cum at your age, is to consume milk. You have to trick your body by mixing in some liquids of similar color. You could try some goofy aloe or almond shit if you're a lactose retard, but nothing beats the real stuff.

This is Keith's caretaker asking: Why do you come here to withstand these beatings Danny? Is this some sort of self-flagellation to make up for your past?
 

Mike Glyer

Rick is Persona Non Grata on File 770
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lol that didn't take long.
This isn't like grade school or some shit where you have to show up even though people are fucking with you. This mental patient actively makes the daily choice to come on to a forum filled with people who (accurately) think he's an annoying retard. He always needs to correct the record. Do not respond, Dan.
 

Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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Yes I get it, every time I post, I've been baited and you laugh. That's the equation, yeah? "LMAO LOOK! HE POSTED" is literally the highlight of your day.

Your whole "You're all obsessed with me and secret fanboys who need my attention" is such a pathetic cope. You're just fun to fuck with because you have such a pathetically fragile ego about everything.

Also if you're so good at playing guitar, post something you've recorded. Of course you won't and will just come back with womanly kike nonsense. Prove me wrong.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Your whole "You're all obsessed with me and secret fanboys who need my attention" is such a pathetic cope. You're just fun to fuck with because you have such a pathetically fragile ego about everything.

Also if you're so good at playing guitar, post something you've recorded. Of course you won't and will just come back with womanly kike nonsense. Prove me wrong.
He jumps into a forum dedicated to making fun of people like him to get made fun of. If I'm obsessed, he's addicted.
 

Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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He jumps into a forum dedicated to making fun of people like him to get made fun of. If I'm obsessed, he's addicted.

He loves to do the "I'm above it all and you're all just losers who I like to make dance to my tune" act but in reality he can't stand things being said about him that he thinks are untrue, even when it's only the couple of hundred of regulars here who ever see it. He's basically Patrick but way shorter, even uglier and with a smaller dick.
 
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