Is it true that Patrick once put a live baby inside a hot dog bun and ate it?

[Convict Wyzz]

Because I read this somewhere on the internet.

Truly disturbing if so.

 

[PeteRose]

he should sue so we can find out

 

[stealthygeek]

Wrong as always, stlaker. It was a bratwurst bun. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you.

 

[AntSucks]

Not true. He has no interest in live babies, as we know from his court signings.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Word on the street from someplace online from a cousins friend, said when living in Florida, Pat would rent boats just to hit Manatees with the propeller

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It's even worse. He put his cocktail weinie in the buns of the baby, then put the baby in a hot dog bun.

 

[Project Pat]

He doesn't consider baby fetuses to be alive, child.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Unfortunately there would be no evidence of such a thing due to all said evidence being consumed. With that said, there is plenty of evidence and eye witness testimony who can confirm Patrick S. Tomlinson shit his pants at a baseball game. An "Oopsie Doodles" might have been said as well.

 

[kingship75]

They scream when you cook them, child.

 

[fusciasomething]

Word on the street from someplace online from a cousins friend, said when living in Florida, Pat would rent boats just to hit Manatees with the propeller

I'm so sorry Erock

 

[fenrir]

It's even worse. He put his cocktail weinie in the buns of the baby, then put the baby in a hot dog bun.

It's like a Matryoshka doll of rape.

 

[Imager]

Because I read this somewhere on the internet.

Truly disturbing if so.

Bzzzt! Wrong.

Child.