Is it true Patrick S. Tomlinson uses tampons to control anal leakage?

[RobertMewler]

I myself find the rumor compelling and likely. Pat has claimed multiple times that he doesn't wear underwear, doesn't own underwear, and has regular bouts of diarrhea.

For those that don't know, tampons are comprised of compacted cotton which expands when inserted, making it easier to soak up menstrual fluuuid.

Surely inserting tampons into his anus to prevent the flow of fecal matter from staining his jeans and couch/bed is not far-fetched?

The tampons would restrict the velocity and potency of his farts as well. This has surely caused a strain in his marriage as Niki requires unobstructed gas plumes into her vagina; hence, the services of black bucks to fulfill this particluar need of hers.

What have you heard about this?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Hi Mews. Thank you for bringing this important technical question forward. It is time we discussed it. Tampons are clearly one of Fatrick’s preferred methods for stopping his endless waves of explosive diarrhea brought on by an “adulthood” of poor diet, bad genetics, and a gym-free sedentary lifestyle of sloth. This is established.

However, can we talk about how he gets them? I heard that his ugly piss-tooth wife routinely swaggers into truck stop Ladies’ Rooms and raids the free tampon dispensers, filling cheap plastic bags with hygiene products to bring home to her porcine pet. I find this kind of freeloading pathetic, but when you remember Pat and Nik’s history of PPP fraud, disability schemes, and bumming off of anyone still in their lives, is it surprising?

Oh! I forgot to mention that Pat is fat. Not just chunky but seriously he’s developed a pair of fat jiggly tits that many women secretly envy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He also pees out his butt because he was born without genitals.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hi Mews. Thank you for bringing this important technical question forward. It is time we discussed it. Tampons are clearly one of Fatrick’s preferred methods for stopping his endless waves of explosive diarrhea brought on by an “adulthood” of poor diet, bad genetics, and a gym-free sedentary lifestyle of sloth. This is established.

However, can we talk about how he gets them? I heard that his ugly piss-tooth wife routinely swaggers into truck stop Ladies’ Rooms and raids the free tampon dispensers, filling cheap plastic bags with hygiene products to bring home to her porcine pet. I find this kind of freeloading pathetic, but when you remember Pat and Nik’s history of PPP fraud, disability schemes, and bumming off of anyone still in their lives, is it surprising?

Oh! I forgot to mention that Pat is fat. Not just chunky but seriously he’s developed a pair of fat jiggly tits that many women secretly envy.

I can personally confirm this. In between shifts at Panera I drive a rig for them as well. I’m a dedicated Panera employee what can I say. Sometimes on the road you gotta make a pit stop. I have seen the yellow toothed hag frequently raiding the woman’s restroom. I’ve heard complaints from the strippers AND lot lizards that some fat white girl is doing their job for free. She’s really been a menace to trucker society. I’ve told my truck stop preacher about her so hopefully more people will be on the look out. Lord have mercy on us all.

 

[GiveItAResto]

I heard he did it because it makes him feel like a lady

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

You're incorrect Mewler
He uses 2 tampons because his asshole is so very very big akin to how big of an asshole he is as a person

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I remember hearing a story about Dusty Rhodes, he'd have these big sloppy messy shits but then wouldn't have the time/patience to wipe properly, might have had some incontinence issues as well. Anyway, the solution was to roll up some toilet paper and stick it right up your asshole to create a little shit dam between the poo and his wrestling tights. He called it a "muffler", and yes the muffler would fall out occasionally during a match.

I'm not sure why any masculine man such as Patrick would use a tampon when a muffler works just fine.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I have also heard about this rumor and while I cannot confirm it to be 100% accurate, I can say that all evidence that I currently have obtained (mostly from this thread) leads me to believe that it is in fact the case.

Oh Rick. How embarrassing for you.

#LeakyRick #CleanUpOnAisle4

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He shits his pants on a regular basis