Imagine quitting booze at 18 and still describing yourself as a "recovering alcoholic" 35 years later

[Convict Wyzz]

Maggot worm fag boy

 

[LiberalPussy]

I bet Jim Norton hasn’t even been to a meeting in decades

 

[Ladynyahh]

He's just afraid that if he gets drunk he might try to off himself. Wasn't that the original reason he "got sober"?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He's just afraid that if he gets drunk he might try to off himself. Wasn't that the original reason he "got sober"?

He’s been sober since conception. The original reason is he thought it sounded “dark”.

 

[Chapel]

He was never an alcoholic. Doubt the bastards ever been drunk. How was he getting the booze at 18 and why was he drinking? Its all shite to make a sad pathetic cunt sound a little bit interesting.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He was never an alcoholic. Doubt the bastards ever been drunk. How was he getting the booze at 18 and why was he drinking? Its all shite to make a sad pathetic cunt sound a little bit interesting.

Exactly, his “drinking past” seems to have been a handful of times over a couple months and probably sneaking cheap booze and getting sick like everyone does when they’re younger. He doesn’t have a personality outside of being a creep so he uses his “recovery” to make him look unique.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He’s been sober since conception. The original reason is he thought it sounded “dark”.

Brooding

 

[fenrir]

He stole the whole recovery bit from Colin Quinn, just like he stole Chip from the Jerky boys.

Nice lack of originality, stupid.

 

[guest]

He wants people to think he's a tortured genius (instead of a rapist).

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Jimmy was a teenage faggot who stole beer from his dad and drank it in the woods. The only thing he needs to "recover" from (aside from his obvious molestation issues) is a severe beating.

 

[groomia1961]

He's addicted to being a faggot. That's his real problem. Case closed.

 

[Ladynyahh]

He stole the whole recovery bit from Colin Quinn, just like he stole Chip from the Jerky boys.

Nice lack of originality, stupid.

He probably adopted his love of Black Sabbath (and Ozzy Osbourne) from Jim Florentine as well since they were roommates. He really is an unoriginal bore.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He's just afraid that if he gets drunk he might try to off himself. Wasn't that the original reason he "got sober"?

Honestly, my theory is that when he’s drunk he cant contain his homosexuality. The whole tranny thing is what he does while sober, imagine him drunk, he would be a flaming fag

 

[Dennyislife]

If I quit drinking as a teenager after going beyond my limits I probably could convince myself I was a alcoholic too instead of a little twerp.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I wish someone would throw liquor in his face, so he could taste that sweet sweet booze, and further fuck up his career, to the point that he’s homeless, pulling a Lady Di.

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

I wish someone would throw liquor in his face, so he could taste that sweet sweet booze, and further fuck up his career, to the point that he’s homeless, pulling a Lady Di.

Getting fucked in the ass on a busted door in a dilapidated warehouse?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Jim's an alcoholic, but doesn't drink
Jim's straight but gets fucked in the ass by vikings
Its the fucking upside down world

 

[Snake]

He's never had a drink. What male has ever thought he was an akly in their fucking teens? As previously stated, it's the tortured comic bullshit, that he stole from every other comic but it's the lowest form of it.

 

[TehSamurai]

I bet Jim Norton hasn’t even been to a meeting in decades

I bet he pulled an Ed Norton in Fight Club and went to meetings parasitically.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Getting fucked in the ass on a busted door in a dilapidated warehouse?

Icing on the cake.