Imagine marrying a man and calling him "my wife"

[The Talking Dead]

Gotta give it to Jimmy - that's a hilarious bit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love that he probably brings his "wife" up every single day on his show and no one from here knows because literally nobody from here listens.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I love that he probably brings his "wife" up every single day on his show and no one from here knows because literally nobody from here listens.

There's probably tons of gems we're missing out on but I totally understand why nobody would be prepared to listen Jim & Sam.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Does anybody remember when Patrice asked if Jimmy was gay for fucking trannies and Anthony quickly ran to his defense saying for some reason it wasn’t gay?

Funny how that all played out, isn’t it?

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

At least the toilet seat can stay up.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I love that he probably brings his "wife" up every single day on his show and no one from here knows because literally nobody from here listens.

I listen sometimes. He's been taking about 'my chick' for months now. Since their marriage he's brought it up every time I've listened.

 

[Meownaw]

I listen sometimes. He's been taking about 'my chick' for months now. Since their marriage he's brought it up every time I've listened.

"I'm not going to become one of those comics that talks about his wife all the time"
Yeah? Won't you?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"I'm not going to become one of those comics that talks about his wife all the time"
Yeah? Won't you?

He's been buying lots of Kiss posters and 'she' is mad because it takes up the whole apartment.

Riveting.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He's been buying lots of Kiss posters and 'she' is mad because it takes up the whole apartment.

Riveting.

Fifty years old and buying posters

 

[LingerLonger]

Does anybody remember when Patrice asked if Jimmy was gay for fucking trannies and Anthony quickly ran to his defense saying for some reason it wasn’t gay?

During the "Gay Off Contest" one of the contestants said he dated a "post op transsexual" for a year. Norton immediately went "Eeew.....a post op? What's the point?". And then before anyone could say anything Anthony said "Yeah at that point that's just a woman.....you uh.....uh....yeah.....". Listen to Anthony's voice nervously trail off because he knows he said something that exposes him for being a faggot. When no one responded to him blurting out that he thought that dating a tranny was "normal" he desperately was embarrassed.

Also not one but two of the contestants were workers in HVAC and sheet metal. Opie immediately replied "Lots of gays in sheet metal, huh?".

Funny how that all played out, isn’t it?

Go back and listen to any segment with hot or young women on the show. And listen to how eager and pathetic Anthony and Norton sound. And how false their stories of "banging tons of chicks" sound now. Anthony's stories of faking blowing loads in his wife. His "go to move" of eating pussy because his dick obviously didn't work and his 40-year-old-virgin level descriptions of "making out with wet panties" and other oddities.

Listening to Anthony and Norton describe women is creepier than the BTK tapes or other serial killer interrogations and confessions.

 

[Zeroman]

Listening to Anthony and Norton describe women is creepier than the BTK tapes or other serial killer interrogations and confessions.

Can’t remember when he divulged it, but when Anthony talked about fantasizing having a tiny woman in his mouth walking around, the fucking creep factor increased hundred-fold. What. A. Ghoul.

 

[guest]

Can’t remember when he divulged it, but when Anthony talked about fantasizing having a tiny woman in his mouth walking around, the fucking creep factor increased hundred-fold. What. A. Ghoul.

I think Colin was on when he let that out and said something like "I'm sure there are a few serial killers who had the same fantasy."

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Anthony's stories of faking blowing loads in his wife.

I’ve heard this one - Even gay homosexual Jim Norton was like “what the fuck?”

Of course Opie was completely baffled by how he could get away with that because by that point he had spent years blowing loads in women, something Anthony had little experience with evidently.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Can’t remember when he divulged it, but when Anthony talked about fantasizing having a tiny woman in his mouth walking around, the fucking creep factor increased hundred-fold. What. A. Ghoul.

Legitimately one of the weirdest things I've heard another human say. There isn't a single person who was part of that show who wasn't mentally deranged in some way.

 

[PogromStallone]

Legitimately one of the weirdest things I've heard another human say. There isn't a single person who was part of that show who wasn't mentally deranged in some way.

That's why it was so great.