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Imagine being 40 years old, married w/ no kids, & your wife takes overseas trips w/ her female "friend"...

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Being 40 and married to a hot bi chick and going on vacations with her and her equally hot "special friend" and spending the whole time eating their pussies and then competing to see which one you can make give the goofiest fuck face sounds like a great time.

But being fat and 41 and married to a mundane dyke, and going on government subsidised vacays with the hideous love of her life and spending the whole time joylessly watching them eat each other's boxes and telling you to fuck off sounds kind of grim tbh.
 
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