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I’m so sorry, Pat
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"He rarely spoke publicly about it"
Except for some fat, pimply faced Midwestern rube. Masamitsu felt that, given his ample waistline and empty, vacant, open mouthed state that Pat so fully embodied the West and it's empty consumerism that he would be the perfect American to confess to.
Except for some fat, pimply faced Midwestern rube. Masamitsu felt that, given his ample waistline and empty, vacant, open mouthed state that Pat so fully embodied the West and it's empty consumerism that he would be the perfect American to confess to.
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don't you hate that elderly Japanese men born in the 1910s are so open about their emotions with strangers? such a flamboyant fags
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How fortunate for Rick that out of everyone at the memorial that day the elderly Japanese man chose him to pour his heart out to. There are uniformed soldiers and sailors everywhere, but he decided to openly weep to the teenaged faggot instead. Makes sense. Real recognize real.
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They also agree that he's fat
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"And my dad works at Nintendo." What a faggot. Bragging about these (fictional) details as if that somehow makes him any better. I had some ancestors that did some pretty cool shit, but I'd never try to show off with that because a) who gives a shit? and b) it's got nothing to do with me. If anything, I feel a lot less accomplished in comparison. I'd feel like an even bigger loser if I was trying to impress strangers online while day drinking at a dump like Hoolie's.
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Imagine how fat a Patrick looks like to a guy from Japan
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Aside from his tall tales, I really miss Bravado Pat. I don't think he ever asked one single funster to dance
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The way he absorbs other people's experiences like they are his is creepy as shit. Is he talking about people he sold insurance to like that gives him any kind of authority on anything?
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"Had one of Rommel's Afrika Korps tankers as a client". So one of your clients was a first edition Nazi? Weird thing to brag about, Pat.
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This was right when the internet started fact checking pat and confirmed he is a compulsive liar.
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Wait you guys don't think that really happened? You think someone would just go on the internet and brazenly lie? That Patrick S. Tomlinson would say something completely nonsensical and nakedly false that put him in an unearned position of prominence, in a position of authority based on special knowledge and experience others just simply don't possess due to their misfortune of not being the most special boy on Earth?
Cmon guys. Pretty cynical.
Cmon guys. Pretty cynical.
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He’s used the insurance sales job that he still does to talk about health care policy and indeed even medicine. He’s cited his mother’s role of guidance counselor at a high school as why he can diagnose mental illness.
To be fair, he recently doesn’t even really try to explain why he knows everything anymore, at least not publicly. He just lectures without sources or credentials.
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Want to dance, little man? (God is he an insufferable piece of shit.)
Bahaha! I never thought about that point. The characters in his fiction are just as dumb as he is. Imagine that.
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Weird he never invokes Kyle as a source of osmotic expertise 