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Hey Brinton, your thoughts on the first three clips from Apostlegate?
Hey Brinton, your thoughts on the first three clips from Apostlegate?
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I know someone who broke up with their guy because she didn't like the fact being with him made her want to settle down and have kids. She got tattoos and a dog instead. Tarded and tarded again.
LOLIn a couple years when she hits the wall
Nice denying your biological urges, stupid.I know someone who broke up with their guy because she didn't like the fact being with him made her want to settle down and have kids. She got tattoos and a dog instead. Tarded and tarded again.
Jesus christ. Look at the pythons on that cow
I love bacon so much I want to marry 600lbs of it.View attachment 6704
If she was a 55 year old Ukrainian peasant woman who'd given birth to 6 children in her 20s, that body might be explainable if not forgivable. The fact that she's a 30 something American woman in the 21st century with access to gyms, a range of nutritious foods and personal trainers makes it utterly unacceptable.
And don’t forget unemployed with zero on the horizon. Her “beauty business” looks to only be open for 2 whole hours a week. She figured she would land some guy with money to take care of her but she’s a fat lazy pig and that doesn’t attract good men. She had to move back in with her parents and instead of working towards any kind of career so she could support herself she lays around and brags about what she will inherit when her parents (who are taking care of her) die. Think about that, bragging about what you’ll get when your parents die, she deserves to be a miserable lonely cunt.View attachment 6704
If she was a 55 year old Ukrainian peasant woman who'd given birth to 6 children in her 20s, that body might be explainable if not forgivable. The fact that she's a 30 something American woman in the 21st century with access to gyms, a range of nutritious foods and personal trainers makes it utterly unacceptable.
I didn't know any of that. Before I just disliked her. Now I hate her.And don’t forget unemployed with zero on the horizon. Her “beauty business” looks to only be open for 2 whole hours a week. She figured she would land some guy with money to take care of her but she’s a fat lazy pig and that doesn’t attract good men. She had to move back in with her parents and instead of working towards any kind of career so she could support herself she lays around and brags about what she will inherit when her parents (who are taking care of her) die. Think about that, bragging about what you’ll get when your parents die, she deserves to be a miserable lonely cunt.
It’s her way of showing everyone it doesn’t bother her that she’s just a fat slut and it’s her choice. Of course it’s because she’s miserable and knows she will forever be alone but acting like she’s some “modern strong independent woman” is how she copes. Guys look at her as a drunk hook up, nothing more.Grotesque...... She's talking about fucking other guys????? Try finding one guy to fuck first you hog.
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