If you could backhand one user across their dumb face who would it be?

[Turry Fawks]

I'll go first. @Turk February

 

[eggfella]

Nobody. I would instead extend a helping hand!

 

[Mustard]

Im not a violent person. I would never want to do that to anybody

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Nobody. I would instead extend a helping hand!

What it's all about

 

[wbgreen]

No one. There are a few members I’d like to kiss on the mouth.

 

[Turk February]

I'll go first. @Turk February

I don't really wanna say this because we've been civil lately, but its @CQ Beans , sorry, man

edit 1 : also I just realized I'm your pick, that's fucked dude. What the fuck? Do you have any idea how good I am at Karate?

edit 2 : I'm still bumming about about this, I thought we were kidding around being cool

edit 3 : sorry, I wrote about too many times last update

 

[CQ Beans]

I don't really wanna say this because we've been civil lately, but its @CQ Beans , sorry, man

I had it coming. Also, did you know Karate in English means empty hand? Did you?

 

[Turk February]

I had it coming. Also, did you know Karate in English means empty hand? Did you?

Did you know that karate also means I can kick like head height, almost, I gotta practice. It's a complicated asian thing. Also, my pants suck. I'll brb.

 

[CQ Beans]

Did you know that karate also means I can kick like head height, almost, I gotta practice. It's a complicated asian thing. Also, my pants suck. I'll brb.

I’m impressed but still kind of offended.

 

[Turk February]

I’m impressed but still kind of offended.

Fuck off dude, my only other pair of pants were a little dirty from nicotine gum, I need like 3 more minutes

 

[Turry Fawks]

Im not a violent person. I would never want to do that to anybody

He was a SAINT on ERT

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Minaw, so I know he's still alive

 

[Turk February]

To my friend @Turry Fawks

 

[Turry Fawks]

I just got off the phone with @Turk February and he said the karate thing is just a goof and begged me not to do it.

 

[Turk February]

I just got off the phone with @Turk February and he said the karate thing is just a goof and begged me not to do it.

You fell for the trickiest part of karate - deception

 

[Turry Fawks]

@Turk February reads The Art of Bore prior to any conflict

 

[Turk February]

@Turk February reads The Art of Bore prior to any conflict

Actually the Liehtzu is far more in depth. But nice try with the hate.

 

[Turry Fawks]

@Stent @chocolatehellhole @Phish help help please help @Turk February just called me and said he was going to report my totally legal and free speech compatible thought experiment thread about backhanding another user. If you listen to this queer I swear I'm going to pull a @Jenna and sulk for a while before I come right back.

 

[Turry Fawks]

He knows where I live and he has nothing to lose

 

[Turk February]

He knows where I live and he has nothing to lose

Dude, I really need clean these pants before I do karate. It will be like 2 hours. Sorry. This dry cycle is slow as shit.