If this saga ever ends

[CarolMaxheinie]

I voted for Sam Roberts but these things work best when they’re organic. Some douche will rise to the top…perhaps an SFWA asshole will get uppity. Who knows. That’s part of the fun.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think it will be someone we aren’t familiar with, uncle Paul would be fun but he’s such a pathetic sad sack it’s not even worth it. I’m sure one of Pats “dedicated following” will try to talk tough only to run and cry like so many.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Crush Weimer 2022​

 

[Udders]

Pauls a loser and probably hates himself more than we could ever add to and Sam just ignores everything and won't bite. Has to be Seth IMO, hes an awful person, brings nothing positive to society, and likes to ruin others' success because he has none.

 

[guest]

I’d love to go after one of Pat’s creepy heroes like Chuck Wendig or Myke Cole.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pauls a loser and probably hates himself more than we could ever add to and Sam just ignores everything and won't bite. Has to be Seth IMO, hes an awful person, brings nothing positive to society, and likes to ruin others' success because he has none.

Seth would be fun because he would act like we’re actual terrorist nazi criminals when we’re just pointing out he’s a stupid idiot that couldn’t make it in comedy. He’s a professional Karen which shows how untalented he is as a person.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I voted for Sam Roberts but these things work best when they’re organic. Some douche will rise to the top…perhaps an SFWA asshole will get uppity. Who knows. That’s part of the fun.

This, we didn't choose Pat, he chose us.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Seth Simons 100%

 

[guest]

Who is next? A familiar adversary or a new fan submission like our porcine friend was originally?

I have often fantasized about turning this place loose on some people I know in my own life. That may be crossing into dangerous territory, but I'm excited for whatever comes next.

You don’t wanna blur those lines, brothaman.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Sadly, we need another "straight" white male. Patrick, Joe, Anthony, Jim, Matarese. Anyone from an "oppressed" class can pull a Logan Lynn and say we only hate them because they're a whatever. I mean, Seth is a hatable piece of shit but every thread of his is the same Holocaust, "Jews are cheap", "Jews play the victim" and "Jews control the media" jokes.

 

[guest]

Who is next? A familiar adversary or a new fan submission like our porcine friend was originally?

I have often fantasized about turning this place loose on some people I know in my own life. That may be crossing into dangerous territory, but I'm excited for whatever comes next.

I hate to say this, but we share that thought lol.

 

[Getoffmylawn2]

Who is next? A familiar adversary or a new fan submission like our porcine friend was originally?

I have often fantasized about turning this place loose on some people I know in my own life. That may be crossing into dangerous territory, but I'm excited for whatever comes next.

 

[guest]

 

[Brooke Shields]

after Pat's life "comes to its end" we'll run out of steam cause no lolcow will be able to produce the milk like he did

only then can we finally escape this comedy hellhole while we're still alive

 

[NoBacon]

If nothing exciting presents itself I’ll probably start getting a few of a Joes gigs cancelled for old times sake.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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What's the haps?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Tom leykis

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Seth has the most potential. He has a media presence and widespread revulsion among comics. And it's hilarious reading his seething and impotent little essays.

 

[Harry Powell]

What, this is our bit now? Being a troll army? No. This all came about organically. There will never be another Patrick. When his saga ends, I’ll be around to enjoy the slow decline of the original cast members, but it’s pretty much off into the sunset. “Choosing” someone to be “next” feels forced (and gay!) to me