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If Opie and Anthony were cops

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Opie would be working the dispatch desk. And Nana would be a widely disliked patrolman, who always gets the worst beats, never gets OT, and is frequently hazed about being gay and/or Arab.
Nana would be an alcoholic, racist pedophile cop who is always late for work and covering up his statutory rapes. He’d never get a promotion because you’d need to score well on tests to move up and he couldn’t even get out of high school or pass his ged. Opie would be a captain in the internal affairs department and all the other cops would hate him.
 
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Nana would be an alcoholic, racist pedophile cop who is always late for work and covering up his statutory rapes. He’d never get a promotion because you’d need to score well on tests to move up and he couldn’t even get out of high school or pass his ged. Opie would be a captain in the internal affairs department and all the other cops would hate him.
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Lunkhead

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I was going to say they'd be the cops who choked Eric Garner to death in Staten Island. One was a tiny wop who jumped on the big nig's back and looked like he was getting a piggy back ride. It was out of a buddy cop comedy movie.

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Officer Opie screaming at Nana "HOW'S THAT FEEL, FUCKER?! HOW'S THAT FEEL?!" Nationwide protests break out with "I Can't Feed" signs everywhere.
 
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