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Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Nice image, stupid

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this is her on the first date, we've seen her effort after clinching a client, Dis-gus-ting!
 
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I don't know if you've watched any of the court appearances lately, but a year of working with Fatrick has really take its toll on her.

She don't look like that no more.
I’ve watched each one repeatedly and with decreasing enthusiasm, the Judge Fudge eps in particular.

What this enchanting raven haired cutie needs is a night on the town, a little rogue to bring out those chipmunk cheeks of hers and most importantly a no pork diet (I’m implying Pat’s a pig man).

I mean if it wasn’t for you poorly mannered cads I honestly believe Attorney Ways wouldn’t be going out of her way to frump herself up the way she has. For shame.
 
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