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I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! Updated Schedules, Links to Casefiles

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:image_9251:Wisconsin:


07-19-202111:00 amMilwaukee County Courthouse - Room 500Status conferenceCourtAshley-33, Carl
08-26-202109:00 amMilwaukee County Courthouse - Room 500Status conferenceCourtAshley-33, Carl
01-20-202211:00 amMilwaukee County Courthouse - Room 500Status conferenceCourtAshley-33, Carl

:image_9250:California:

LAW & MOTION, DEPT. 302, AS TO THE SEP-23-2021 HEARING RE: PETITIONER JOHN DOE 1'S PETITION TO QUASH SUBPOENA TO CLOUDFLARE, INC. ISSUED FOR CASE PENDING IN FOREIGN JURISDICTION PURSUANT TO CCP 2029.600 AND REQUEST FOR SANCTIONS, THE COURT ADOPTS ITS TENTATIVE RULING. MATTER IS CONTINUED ON THE COURT'S OWN MOTION TO SEPTEMBER 30, 2021. JUDGE: ETHAN P. SCHULMAN; CLERK: SEAN KANE; NOT REPORTED (302/EPS)




Past Episodes:

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Traffic Court


Civil Court Part 1 (WI)


Civil Court Part 2 (WI)


Civil Court Part 3 (CA)
 
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And if it weren't for a Chinese lab virus we wouldn't be able to attend these. Appreciate what you got folks
It's a tough one. I kinda wish we didn't have to deal with the Chink Flu™️ and the Jew Jab™... but all this live court content has been surreal and hilarious.

I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick keeps doubling down, asking for extensions and/or refiling the case. His stupidity, stubbornness, and inability to take the L will lead him and his benefactors to financial ruin.

And we get to watch the entire trainwreck live via Zoom.
 
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It's a tough one. I kinda wish we didn't have to deal with the Chink Flu™️ and the Jew Jab™... but all this live court content has been surreal and hilarious.

I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick keeps doubling down, asking for extensions and/or refiling the case. His stupidity, stubbornness, and inability to take the L will lead him and his benefactors to financial ruin.

And we get to watch the entire trainwreck live via Zoom.
It's definitely a cool little dive into the litigation world. Some of these lawyers have no innate talent. I expected them to at least have the gift of gab and some charisma. Pat's lawyers - the fat one and the twink - are lousy as shit. Ruben though has mad potential to be a firebrand... especially in California where Jewish judges are super likely to award young, good-looking Chicanos with wins. I'm not gay or nothing but I'm just a big fan of the Pena.
 

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It's definitely a cool little dive into the litigation world. Some of these lawyers have no innate talent. I expected them to at least have the gift of gab and some charisma. Pat's lawyers - the fat one and the twink - are lousy as shit. Ruben though has mad potential to be a firebrand... especially in California where Jewish judges are super likely to award young, good-looking Chicanos with wins. I'm not gay or nothing but I'm just a big fan of the Pena.
Nothing wrong with going gay for the Pe.
 

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I know Thomas highlighted it but just wanna reiterate that this one is in Department 302. There was some 301/302 confusion last time that we should try to get out in front of for the day of thread.

Also, the phone system worked great if anyone isn't able to deal with zoom. I was at work and joined right when mushmouth was defending lowering age of consent laws. Allegedly of course, perhaps I wasn't on that call at all.. who's to say? The point is Pat is aging at an unprecedented rate, ex. his obvious weight gain.

EDIT: they automatically mute you, no need to worry about your device.
 
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I know Thomas highlighted it but just wanna reiterate that this one is in Department 302. There was some 301/302 confusion last time that we should try to get out in front of for the day of thread.

Also, the phone system worked great if anyone isn't able to deal with zoom. I was at work and joined right when mushmouth was defending lowering age of consent laws. Allegedly of course, perhaps I wasn't on that call at all.. who's to say? The point is Pat is aging at an unprecedented rate, ex. his obvious weight gain.

EDIT: they automatically mute you, no need to worry about your device.
Whatever you do, don't raise your hand during a recess... especially if you have a funny name.
 
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I know Thomas highlighted it but just wanna reiterate that this one is in Department 302. There was some 301/302 confusion last time that we should try to get out in front of for the day of thread.

Also, the phone system worked great if anyone isn't able to deal with zoom. I was at work and joined right when mushmouth was defending lowering age of consent laws. Allegedly of course, perhaps I wasn't on that call at all.. who's to say? The point is Pat is aging at an unprecedented rate, ex. his obvious weight gain.

EDIT: they automatically mute you, no need to worry about your device.
It's important to note that the last one was *also* slotted to take place in 302 according to the website, but took place in 301 instead. Next time we need an actual chat open with brothermen listening in both rooms.
 

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It's definitely a cool little dive into the litigation world. Some of these lawyers have no innate talent. I expected them to at least have the gift of gab and some charisma. Pat's lawyers - the fat one and the twink - are lousy as shit. Ruben though has mad potential to be a firebrand... especially in California where Jewish judges are super likely to award young, good-looking Chicanos with wins. I'm not gay or nothing but I'm just a big fan of the Pena.
During this shit I realized you can be awfully unconvincing. Lack all wit, charm, and charisma. yet still be a lawyer if you don’t quit taking the bar exam.
 
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Theres an alternate universe where it was Joe Cumia doing this lawsuit, and its just as funny
I hate to say this, but Joe is way more self-actualized and self-aware. He never claims to be rock star, just a boomer cover guy, and he knows his shortcomings, he was butthurt for a bit, but eventually got over it and let it go. Pat truly thinks he is a supreme intellect and talent, derangement like that is very rare.
 

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I hate to say this, but Joe is way more self-actualized and self-aware. He never claims to be rock star, just a boomer cover guy, and he knows his shortcomings, he was butthurt for a bit, but eventually got over it and let it go. Pat truly thinks he is a supreme intellect and talent, derangement like that is very rare.

I’ve wondered if you’re Joe myself several times, but he’s actually more technologically literate and less verbose.
 
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