"I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together" - Piggy Slob Hovelson

[RobertMewler]

https://archive.is/mvvmw#selection-151.0-151.98

I can picture it now: Adrienne is holding firm with dignity and resolve. Pig is quivering and groveling, creating a spectacle.

Adrienne becomes more disgusted at his weakness and histrionics and is so relieved; she knows now she made the right decision.

Were tears running down your face, Pig? Was your nose snotty and did your voice go hoarse? Did you collapse to the floor and scream into the floorboards as soon as you heard the door close?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I picture him sobbing, sweaty, piss-drenched pants. Mommy never told fat boy no, and he had a complete mental break when Adrienne did.

 

[ISO__JOE]

“We created this life together! I’m an author! You are attracted to me!”

“I’m keeping the dog by the way”

 

[Will Tate]

Were tears running down your face, Pig? Was your nose snotty and did your voice go hoarse? Did you collapse to the floor and scream into the floorboards as soon as you heard the door close?

I doubt he was anywhere near that dramatic, it's not like he was suspended from Twitter or something.

 

[Snake]

Of all the shit I hate him for, him discarding his daughter like an empty bag of Funyuns while wiping his greasy fingers on his shirt is at the top of the list.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You can bet " You are ruining my life." was said. All about him and his selfishness. She was sick of your shit Pat and made the best move for her and her child. You should be sending John edible arrangements and thank you cards every year for doing what you refused to do and take care of your own child.

 

[stealthygeek]

and for the life growing in her belly

Didn't you mean the random cluster of cells that is in no way or form a human life?

I'm not anti-abortion myself but if you're gonna be one of these creepy guys who actively roots for abortions, you should probably be aware enough to not call developing fetuses "growing lives" that you're okay with taking a clothes hanger to.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

“We created this life together! I’m an author! You are attracted to me!”

“I’m keeping the dog by the way”

"I have to fuck something, Ade!"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Did you plead and beg Twitter for good gifts for little girls? Did you plead and beg a judge to make sure you could at least pay child support and at least see her on weekends? When the big evil witch used her witchcraft to trick you into signing your rights away did you fight it? Did you send her part of your six figure author money and get into a petty dispute refusing to take it back because you wanted to give your daughter support? No? Yeah that’s true. Tweeting all day about orange man, playing with Star Wars toys, seeing children’s super hero movies alone, getting drunk at tourist trap bars and occasionally writing a sentence for your book was more important.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat also wishes their marriage fails. He would rather his kid grow up in a broken and dysfunctional home just for his own spite. Instead they have a loving and growing happy family. Much happier and financially secure than if she stayed with pat. He hates seeing people happier and doing better than him.

 

[42069]

When did she bring up Jon and his massive cock to Pat? Or as I like to call it the elephant in the room

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

When did she bring up Jon and his massive cock to Pat? Or as I like to call it the elephant in the room

elephant in the womb

 

[FranksWirecutters]

When did she bring up Jon and his massive cock to Pat? Or as I like to call it the elephant in the room

probably something like that.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He’s hugging her leg like a 6 year old girl who doesent want her mommy to go away for a weekend with “Uncle” Chris and leave her with grandma and grandpa. That’s what I always envision. Instead of a loving mother prying him off her leg though, ade kicks him in his mongo face about 7 times til he lets go, and quickly leaves. Same tactic you use to get away from a Gorilla.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat also wishes their marriage fails. He would rather his kid grow up in a broken and dysfunctional home just for his own spite. Instead they have a loving and growing happy family. Much happier and financially secure than if she stayed with pat. He hates seeing people happier and doing better than him.

He grew up in a dysfunctional cuckold home. I have a theory Kyle is NOT Tommy Tomlinsons progeny. Rather when Tommy was off servicing Bulls on a rodeo weekend, Mama Raven got some young dick. Kyle is a much better looking guy than Piggy. And they don’t resemble each other in the least.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

We joke but Pat is a massive piece of shit person. Ade left him and he signed away the rights to his daughter because he’s so selfish he can’t have someone getting more attention. He makes everything about him and claims his ex is evil and “keeping him” from seeing his daughter when he signed her away. The fact that he claims to be so smart but was “tricked” into signing away his rights is hilarious. He knew what he was doing because he’s done nothing to get involved in his daughters life. It’s disgusting how Pat sees himself as a holier than thou type that is a moral authority on anything when he only cares about his child when he can bring her up on twitter to virtue signal for likes. That alone makes him lower than dirt to me, doesn’t want anything to do with daughter but if he can use her in a tweet then he’s father of the year. Don’t get me started on how fat he is.

 

[HotDogJoe]

We joke but Pat is a massive piece of shit person. Ade left him and he signed away the rights to his daughter because he’s so selfish he can’t have someone getting more attention. He makes everything about him and claims his ex is evil and “keeping him” from seeing his daughter when he signed her away. The fact that he claims to be so smart but was “tricked” into signing away his rights is hilarious. He knew what he was doing because he’s done nothing to get involved in his daughters life. It’s disgusting how Pat sees himself as a holier than thou type that is a moral authority on anything when he only cares about his child when he can bring her up on twitter to virtue signal for likes. That alone makes him lower than dirt to me, doesn’t want anything to do with daughter but if he can use her in a tweet then he’s father of the year. Don’t get me started on how fat he is.

I agree completely. I believe this refined gentlemen of dignity put it best...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat also wishes their marriage fails. He would rather his kid grow up in a broken and dysfunctional home just for his own spite. Instead they have a loving and growing happy family. Much happier and financially secure than if she stayed with pat. He hates seeing people happier and doing better than him.

Spot on with how he hates seeing people happy and doing better than him. He’s a miserable sack of shit who feels he must put down others to make himself feel better. He bitches about successful people like Trump, Musk, Bezos, etc. to business men that he sees in public. He’s such a loser he can’t even relate to other adults since mentally he’s a dork teenager. His own family seems to not even like him since he encouraged people to get in fights over dumb politics with their families at thanksgiving. He’s really the worst person I’ve ever come across.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Who needs a daughter and a pretty wife when you can be married to a dyke in cargo pants while living next to a housing project.

 

[Udders]

Nothing impresses a woman like her 'man' groveling, crying, and begging.