I get my hair cut every 3 weeks.

[guest]

Never has the thought of taking a selfie of the result and posting it on social media occurred to me. Partly because I don't use social media and partly because I go to a barbershop, not a woman's hair salon, and my barber would call me a queer and never cut my hair again.

Patrick carries a great deal more adipose tissue than he should is what I'm saying.

 

[Harry Powell]

3 weeks? You homeless or something?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I haven't had my hair cut in literally 2 years now, i look fucking insane.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Where we at with giving the greys a little touch up?

 

[guest]

3 weeks? You homeless or something?

Like to keep it neat but not yobbishly short. Plus I've got very thick hair.

 

[guest]

Where we at with giving the greys a little touch up?

Unmasculine. The sort of thing a dago grandmother would do.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I don't think trannies are real but if Patrick came out as a woman trapped in a fat mans body I'd fully believe him. He has never displayed a masculine trait, not once. I don't consider him a man.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Unmasculine. The sort of thing a dago grandmother would do.

I still have a bit of the brown in there so I'm years from even considering it. My stylist has said the two tones are "really fuckin hot."

I tip him well.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I still have a bit of the brown in there so I'm years from even considering it. My stylist has said the two tones are "really fuckin hot."

I tip him well.

When you say you "tip" him...?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

When you say you "tip" him...?

He gets 20% if you catch my drift.

 

[guest]

I still have a bit of the brown in there so I'm years from even considering it. My stylist has said the two tones are "really fuckin hot."

I tip him well.

Dude, it always looks so obvious in person. I remember going to watch England Italy at Wembley back in 1997/98 and seeing Pavarotti a few rows behind me. He looked fucking ridiculous. Soy sauce doesn't begin to cover it. Guy obviously dyed his eyebrows too. Even as a 13 year old kid I could see it. The guy looked like he'd dunked his head in roofing tar and that he had two giant black caterpillars over his eyes. Guys over a certain age are not supposed to have the hair they have in their younger days, and grey beats bald in most cases.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Where we at with giving the greys a little touch up?

Hair medicine as Troy Quan calls it

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Unmasculine. The sort of thing a dago grandmother would do.

Correct. Then one day you're a pockmarked and ridiculous looking cave salamander in asscrack Ohio burning chicken with a crowd of goobers.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s because his life is so empty getting a hair cut is a big deal. He has nowhere to be 7 days a week so when it’s time for piggy boy to get a big boy hair cut it MUST be documented and shown to the Internet. Remember, he rarely ever leaves the house so anytime he leaves it’s an adventure. He takes a selfie just about anytime he goes anywhere because it’s not common. It’s truly “Babe: Pig in the City”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Whaaaa happen? You LIBTARDS afraid to embrace your MANLINESS by posting selfies? 3 weeks?! That’s the LONGEST STRESK I’ve ever had at being a DECENT FATHER!!!! Listen up, SNOWFLAKE: I shave my head BALD, VOLUNTARILY, and my sexy WOMAN (A FOXY grandmother), LOVES it!!!!!

#bald #boomer #baldboomer #impeachbiden

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He takes a selfie just about anytime he goes anywhere because it’s not common. It’s truly “Babe: Pig in the City”

They have the same hair.

 

[guest]

because I go to a barbershop, not a woman's hair salon, and my barber would call me a queer and never cut my hair again.

Excuse me sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy, you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber.

 

[guest]

Where we at with giving the greys a little touch up?

This is what you're looking for, sir. Very subtle and doesn't look like a dye job. You're welcome.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I used to go to a barber college that was around the corner from my old place and charged $5 for a cut. I could tip well and still get out of there for under twenty bucks. I just do it myself now, since my hair can be a real faggot when it starts getting too long. I kind of like the grays though, if only for being relatively new and different. No photos exist of any of this.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I get my lettuce trimmed at least once a month. By a hotter chick with a better tan and bigger cans than Pats stylist. Instead of making her pose uncofortably for shitty selfies, I just give her good tips and let her sell me hair and beard product every few visits.