"I don't wear underwear"

[BudDickman]

"Haven't in 20 years. Too restrictive."

He's obviously trying to say in a roundabout way that he has a big dick. But he would have been in his early 20s when he stopped wearing underwear, long after his dick size would have plateaued.

So what the fuck happened 20 years ago?

I think he finally started dressing himself without parental supervision and immediately took a wrong turn.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TorpidSloth]

Funnily enough, you need to wear briefs with a lot of support if you have a big dick. You can't have it flopping around, especially in jeans. It chafes.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

you can't shit ur undies if you don't wear any

 

[TorpidSloth]

you can't shit ur undies if you don't wear any

Instead he just shits his 501s.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Pat has the penis of an asian child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

you can't shit ur undies if you don't wear any

You can see the piss stains at the top of his zipper because he doesnt shake well.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You can see the piss stains at the top of his zipper because he doesnt shake well.

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& you can see their stretched around the waist

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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My taint would rub raw against jeans, I don't know how he does it

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My taint would run raw against jeans, I don't know how he does it

Most of the time his longest walk of the day is into a bar but imagine how nasty those jeans were after playing tourist for a week or two and them never getting washed. All that ball sweat and doo doo butt getting soaked directly into the denim day after day. They must smell heavenly.

 

[SFWA liaison]

if underwear felt "restrictive" imagine how his super tight shirts must feel against his bitch tits, a constant uncomfortable reminder of his bossoms

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine sitting at table and he walks by with his pants soaked in ass/ball funk. Pat totally oblivious of that trail of stink he drags around.

 

[Antwan2]

Wearing jeans raw dog is absolutely gross. Fucking sloven fat fuck.

 

[DanFielding]

He also claims he sleeps in the nude. Imagine the skid marks he leaves on his sheets. Disgusting and fat.

 

[TorpidSloth]

He also claims he sleeps in the nude. Imagine the skid marks he leaves on his sheets. Disgusting and fat.

He really is disgusting. And fat.

 

[Humanatee]

He lies so much, it's impossible to know if this is just another one. He's definitely autistic enough to have his two incher chafing against his jeans all day though.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Theres no way Pat doesn't have a few pairs of super hero underoos

 

[DominusOdium]

He can't fit his pants on with underwear on too. At this point he's buttering up his legs to get those things on.

 

[CuntFucker]

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[MasterPosHonor]

How does he sit with his legs so close together? It hurts just looking at it. And nice belly flab, fatty.