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I am the wellington
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Wellington for 2 for 1 please, child.
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He ate that turd alone on Christmas Day. Even if Niki was there, he said she's a vegetarian. Wellington for one.
And as he always fucks up and flyovers any dish ("charcuterie" without any meat, grilled cheese with unmelted plastic cheese, chicken cubes with overcooked rice etc etc) you just know he swapped the tenderloin of beef for a rump roast or a slab of chuck, swapped the prosciutto for bacon, skipped the mushroom paté and forgot to egg-wash the pastry. He then burned it because his baby boy tum tum can only handle well-done beef. He ate it all though, because he's fat.
And as he always fucks up and flyovers any dish ("charcuterie" without any meat, grilled cheese with unmelted plastic cheese, chicken cubes with overcooked rice etc etc) you just know he swapped the tenderloin of beef for a rump roast or a slab of chuck, swapped the prosciutto for bacon, skipped the mushroom paté and forgot to egg-wash the pastry. He then burned it because his baby boy tum tum can only handle well-done beef. He ate it all though, because he's fat.
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I bet he dipped it in ketchup
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Nothing sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup
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That movie just wouldn't get made today.
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Here's how it should be done, Fat.
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I am the Wellington,
They are atalkers,
I'm fat as a walrus,
U-u-uhuru
They are atalkers,
I'm fat as a walrus,
U-u-uhuru
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Glad to see you're working on the next album
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Just waiting to see if this litigious lardass is going to sue me for the title of my new one first.
It's not always about you, child. Except when it is.
Let's see the wine lawyer pull another "miracle" out of his ass.
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Speaking of which, my new album has a cover of Lennon/McCartney's Golden Slumbers on it. Check it out, I'm really proud of it!
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Lennon didn't really have anything to do with that one, it was just credited to them both.
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Looks like we got another Wine Lawyer over here.
I'm kidding buddy, but I had to credit it that way on the album, so it's been beaten into my head.
Nice try with da hate though.
*Sniff*
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The fucking thing only has 3 components (beef, pate, pastry) and he leaves one out. Rube.
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What a fucking moronic peasant.He completely fucked it up even before he burned it.
Classless bag of scum.
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Wrong as always, stlaker. It was dipped in ranch dressing.
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He made this while alone for the holidays. Of course he took zero pictures of how it looked on the inside (which is the whole point) because he “ate it quickly”. Fat fuck takes multiple pics of microwave eggs but couldn’t stop himself this time? Just an all around failure of a person.
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Well, that part is actually believable...