How will Ant die?

[CuckQueen]

Alone is already a given, I mean method. Nana ain't no spring chicken and her ticker is winding down. How does Nana eventually kick the bucket?

 

[RobertMewler]

Probably like Bill (Lady Di's old roommate): vomiting 3/4 of his blood into a bathroom sink.

 

[guest]

He’ll fall down while drunk and alone and die from an intracranial hematoma. His cats will probably eat him for a few days before anyone notices.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Liver failure. I can't say how far along he is right now but healthy people typically aren't all grey and translucent like that. He'll collapse one night during his 3:30AM tweetstorm and he'll finally be discovered after some (black) Amazon delivery driver notices a vile odor coming from Nana's sweltering SC crap shack.

 

[groomia1961]

Getting raped by three big black guys and shot in the head in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

He’ll fall down while drunk and alone and die from an intracranial hematoma. His cats will probably eat him for a few days before anyone notices.

I'd subscribe to Compound to be able to watch that. It'd be the funniest thing Anthony did since 2008.

Poor cats, eating rancid meat.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

His new neighbors are going to lynch him after he is caught trying to walk little girls home from school.

 

[peckafacce]

Hopefully Joe finds him hanging by his neck in his fucking closet. Robs the house, then reports it to the police.

 

[guest]

Natural causes, but very early

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Hopefully some good ol boys down in SC cave his head in when he tries buying an ipad for a little girl.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Of a broken heart

 

[UnPRePared]

In the strong loving arms, and on the throbbing dick, of Suzie Q. Lightning.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

I picture him "hahaholeeshit"-ing to death like those weasels at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His new neighbors are going to lynch him after he is caught trying to walk little girls home from school.

"I was just bustin' up a chiffarobe for her! I bust up chiffarobes for people ages 8 to 80!"

 

[CuckQueen]

for people ages 8 to 80!"

Ant's mom must have been 79 years and 364 days when she was diagnosed with dementia.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He will cut Joes gibs off, and in a moment of despair Joe will drive a stake into his heart or open the curtains.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Maybe instead of wasting the rope, the parents could just throw him in the furnace at school.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

SC - fireants and niggers

 

[potatopeeler63]

In the strong loving arms, and on the throbbing dick, of Suzie Q. Lightning.

Speaking of which, I can’t imagine the level of mental illness sue lightning must have to be able to maintain an erection and penetrate nanas asshole while he is on all fours
Imagine the sight, the smell

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Stake through the heart