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How not to be like Fat

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- Move. Don't sit on your ass all day farting into your couch. This is key.

-Get a job. See above.

- Don't drink beer every day. It makes you fat.

- Don't eat garbage all the time. It also makes you fat.

-Don't have social media if you're a man and older than 23.

-Even then, don't spend a lot of time on it unless you're promoting your business or getting laid from it.

- Don't be a cunt and act snarky to strangers in a way you would never dare in real life. If you are a cunt to people irl, crack on. But if you turn into a nervous stuttering wreck when anything approaching confrontation happens to you in the real world and if there is plentiful public proof (alliteration there, Fat) of it online, don't pretend to be a tough guy on the internet.

- Don't abandon your kids. I mean who (white) does this?

What are some of them other not being Fat pieces of shit advice we got back there?
 
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Don't engage 100+ anonymous trolls on a daily basis and expect to win.

It's delusional, stupid, and fat.
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If I got one anonymous text, I'd say "fuck off." If I got a second I'd ignore it. If it continued, I'd change my number.

FAT might read that and say, "exactly, what a pussy McGowan is." And you could think that, but it's not it as far as I'm concerned. It's unnecessary and completely avoidable hassle. Ignore it for a week and it disappears. It's not like someone's coming up to you in person and slapping you in the face, demanding a response. It's literally bullshit that disappears if you give it a blank.
 
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If I got one anonymous text, I'd say "fuck off." If I got a second I'd ignore it. If it continued, I'd change my number.

FAT might read that and say, "exactly, what a pussy McGowan is." And you could think that, but it's not it as far as I'm concerned. It's unnecessary and completely avoidable hassle. Ignore it for a week and it disappears. It's not like someone's coming up to you in person and slapping you in the face, demanding a response. It's literally bullshit that disappears if you give it a blank.
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Fucking pussy.


I'd respond to them and call them a child one million times, and then one million more
 
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Don't be a cunt and act snarky to strangers in a way you would never dare in real life. If you are a cunt to people irl, crack on. But if you turn into a nervous stuttering wreck when anything approaching confrontation happens to you in the real world and if there is plentiful public proof (alliteration there, Fat) of it online, don't pretend to be a tough guy on the internet.
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This. Don't be a fake person. People WILL know. You will NOT pass as the person you are pretending to be - EVER.

As for other ways to not be like Fat, don't act like you're an expert in every single subject known to mankind. Sort of goes hand in hand with the not being a fake person. People who immediately have strong opinions formed on every single trending issue of the day to the point where they feel like they can lecture and demean others who disagree with them or are unfamiliar with the subject matter - tend to be cunts.
 
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