How long do you think Rick can hold his breath?

[Brooke Shields]

I would call BS on this, being a 6ft 280lb man in terrible shape, I wouldn't think he could hold his breath for more than a minute

BUT, he has been holding his breath on this lolsuit for months now which is very impressive

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He got winded walking in the snow to his faggy little Thai bike. He sounded like an end-stage emphysema patient on the Strickly Atalking podcast. I’m guessing 15 seconds, maybe 20.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

How much time is in between a bite of meatloaf or brats? There’s your answer.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I would call BS on this, being a 6ft 280lb man in terrible shape, I wouldn't think he could hold his breath for more than a minute

BUT, he has been holding his breath on this lolsuit for months now which is very impressive

After his loan sharks make him do a belly flop off of the hoan bridge?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

If anyone gives a shit, the trick is to deflate your lungs slowly. Take in a huge gasp of air and keep your lungs at full capacity for as long as you can until your body starts to "panic". Then exhale, but only a little bit. Every little exhale gives you a brief moment of "resetting" the panic for a couple seconds, so you can prolong it until you've exhaled every last bit of oxygen. I used to do 50 meter underwater sprints without breaking a sweat.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I did about 7, but my fingers felt like they were going numb so I bailed. Probably could do 10 but didn't want to risk it.

 

[guest]

If anyone gives a shit, the trick is to deflate your lungs slowly. Take in a huge gasp of air and keep your lungs at full capacity for as long as you can until your body starts to "panic". Then exhale, but only a little bit. Every little exhale gives you a brief moment of "resetting" the panic for a couple seconds, so you can prolong it until you've exhaled every last bit of oxygen. I used to do 50 meter underwater sprints without breaking a sweat.

I used to suck cock as well.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I used to suck cock as well.

GOT HIS AZZ

 

[Meownaw]

Yeah Pat you should be opening your fish mouth when it comes to people lying.

 

[fusciasomething]

Just another totally necessary and helpful twitter exchange. Nikki is fucking gross and I'm glad Rick is tied to her financially...off topic but still

 

[Udders]

I got the full 10 without much issue. Decent shape but no cardio, and a former smoker. The bodys ability to repair itself is pretty amazing, its not too late Rick!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We are about to find out when he is drowning in debt.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Sea Pig Ricky only has to come up for breath every 3-5 minutes and is closely related to the Manatee. Sea Pigs graze near ocean sewer outlets consuming discarded condoms. They also feed on sewer fatbergs and enjoy footlong black ocean cucumbers called Tyrones as part of their diet.

 

[Tortfeasor]

He can hold his breath for almost 10 minutes, his brain needs less oxygen than most.

 

[Caverlock]

He get winded from looking at geese.




Nice "acrosT," stupid.

 

[guest]

People who say "frickin'" or any other variation of fuck that is deemed cutesy and polite is a retard. It shows what a poor grasp of language you have and what a mediocre personality you adopt for others.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I prefer he hold it forever.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Nice "acrosT," stupid

Pat is a legitimate pants-shitting retard

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Don't forget that he can run you down for two hours!

The mere fact that every mundane post on Twitter, that average people would simply scroll by, are perceived as competition to him, truly illuminates how deeply damaged and mentally ill he really is. Our Piggy is not well.