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Nikki. Because Pat needs them both.Who doesnt have 2 chairs?
They had chairs. Until Pat sat on them.Who doesnt have 2 chairs?
There it fawkin is. Theres the lineThey had chairs. Until Pat sat on them.
Toasting marshmallows five feet from an alley-pissing, Section 8 negro doesn't sound like fun times to me.
Should wait for him to be in the middle of using it so a fine is on top of everything
The bums will be using it"Why hellos dere, neighbor! Mind if I's warm myself by yo nice fire pit?"
I don't think he has 25 feet of yard front and back combinedHow many feet is it from the half house? If it ain’t 25 feet Pat may have a problem
As a toiletThe bums will be using it
He could burn his books he should have enough unsold onesJust in time to burn some evidence?
I'm just asking questions.
His neighbors will not put up with all the smokeMost places prohibit you burning things which aren’t a special type of firewood. I sure hope he’s not planning on burning anything against code.
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