How drunk will Anthony Cumia be tomorrow?

[LiberalPussy]

Personally, I think he’ll have a few beers then take it easy the rest of the day.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Shit, nig, he gonna spray Windex in his own eyes

 

[Turk February]

Anthony Cumia is always a responsible professional who would never disappoint his fans by behaving like a fucking shit bag.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

day that ends in y, hes gonna be mad and drinking

 

[Vito Carlucci]

day that ends in y, hes gonna be mad and drinking

That’s fawkin’ all of ‘em STUPID. tss

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

"I wasn't drunk. I was crunk like da niggaz celebrating our first woman of color president!"

 

[DooDooBrown]

Good chance he’s already hammered and will not only miss the show he’s scheduled to be on, but may be passed out through the election.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Good chance he’s already hammered and will not only miss the show he’s scheduled to be on, but may be passed out through the election.

Your lips to gods ears.

 

[dropngo]

Good chance he’s already hammered and will not only miss the show he’s scheduled to be on, but may be passed out through the election.

He wakes up tomorrow to news that Kamala won and Gavin has finally fired him. His attempts to drown out the pain by tweeting fail when he discovers that X is down and Elon has fled the country. He looks for Missy to cheer him up with some of her rousing jew hate but finds only a note confirming she and the cat quietly moved in with Gavin early that morning. A text comes in from Brother Joe that he's been arrested for trying to burn mail-in ballots and he's going to need baby bro to cover his legal fees. Another text comes in from Dawn that Warren finally told them about his time alone with his uncle in the theater room and to never contact them again. Another text comes in from the viking that there's been an accident and Jimmy somehow fell from a cruise ship to his death. The viking also points out she's single now ;)

He sits there alone...just him and his fully loaded gun.