HOMEMADE tuna salad

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat you added mayo to a can of tuna.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Nice processed cheese, fatso. Why does he do this?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Nice plastic cheese, stupid

Also it's noon on a Thursday, do his friends also not work?

 

[NoBacon]

Yummy, strawberry cheese and tuna sandwich.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

That classic side dish combination - raw snow peas, grocery store strawberries (with greens intact), and almonds.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He tries to make it sound like its high class when its white trash.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Nice plastic cheese, stupid

Also it's noon on a Thursday, do his friends also not work?

No, he's talking about the sandwich's "friends"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I assume these flavor profiles are completely disconnected from each other.

Are those snow peas? Fucking LOL

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Homemade? This man is a retard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That classic side dish combination - raw snow peas, grocery store strawberries (with greens intact), and almonds.

Fatatouille

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

He adds the weirdest fucking sides.

Neurological damage.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Yo dis fat nigga is retarded.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never taken a picture of a meal in my life but if I was going to take a picture of a sandwich I'd get a cross section.

I'm not even gonna get into how nothing on that plate makes sense. It's too fucking much.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Government cheese and Chicken of the Sea on homemade hard tack with a side of trail mix and...peas.
Patrick, you are very bad at acting like you are not poor white trash.

 

[CruisinColin]

This motherfucker absolutely loves to put "homemade" in front of things. He would not stop saying it about his shitty chairs.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Those mange tout are RAW!

 

[Harry Powell]

You guys can scoff all you want, it ain’t easy getting all the bones out of that first

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He says "fresh baked bread" because he wants people to think he made that too. Its clearly pre-sliced round loaf that he bought and threw in the toaster. Notice that it was too large a slice to fit and a corner didnt get any heat/toasting.

 

[Honey Badger]

He definitely stole the undesirable leftovers of someone’s charcuterie board for his “sides.”

It’s like he saw us mocking the pistachios and said “I can top that.”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet he considers scrambled eggs “homemade”