Hey Rick, quick question. #PatPost

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

So Pat, these Cons that you go to (the ones where you're still allowed on premises), what happened to all the raucus pics of partying with hotel rooms full of people and stories of Star Wars vs. Star Trek free-for-alls? Now every photo is of you alone, whether at a bar or behind your lackluster table display. And almost always on your phone.

(File photo)


It's almost like no one wants you around without that semi-hot ex- whom you threatened to murder. Surely you would post any photos you had of gatherings where you are still welcome.

Wha' happen'?

 

[Stent]

Niki doesn't even go with him. Too busy with her own "career" at home. (glug, glug)

 

[Sputnik]

Wrong stlaker. I posted a photo with my former publisher and my exquisite breasts. Wait for the knock.

 

[UnPRePared]

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Patrick is partying with many hundreds of his fans forever and always, child.

 

[Ladynyahh]

That fawkin mask is really being pushed past its operational capabilities. Look at the size of that bloated, sweaty face. No doubt he was guzzling beer the entire previous evening. Disgusting

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Burried in strange, child. You should try it sometime

 

[DiarrheaDick]

That fawkin mask is really being pushed past its operational capabilities. Look at the size of that bloated, sweaty face. No doubt he was guzzling beer the entire previous evening. Disgusting

The previous evening? He probably drank his breakfast.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

That fawkin mask is really being pushed past its operational capabilities. Look at the size of that bloated, sweaty face. No doubt he was guzzling beer the entire previous evening. Disgusting

Sweating from the exertion of what he calls work. How much more can he take before his teeth start falling out like Joe's?