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Hey Pat, this is what you sound like when you tell stories of "bar fights" and claim to be a martial artist

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4:36 in case the timestamp doesn't work

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Reality check: Pat, you do not come across to anyone as a "Tough Guy". When you waddle your fat attention seeking ass into Hooligans and plop down your laptop onto the bar, not a single man or woman thinks to themselves, "damn, I wouldn't want to mess with that guy". You are not intimidating, and your weak frail little voice draws only pity from people who have to listen to you talk. Whenever you tell a story about a "bar fight" to most anyone, people go through great pains to resist themselves from bursting out laughing right in your face. Once the coast is clear, said laughter emerges and your ridiculous stories of fights and heroic actions and dissected and ridiculed.

Look at yourself in the mirror for once you fat pussy. You've spent literally your entire life pretending to be something you're not. So much time bullshitting that it would have taken less effort to actually be the real man you pretend to be. You're 41 now and you just ruined your life financially because you wanted to prove a point. You're a living example that 20 year old fuccbois can look to in order to snap out of their fakeness and become real men.
 
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Wow that video gives me second hand embarrassment.

"They're not interested in hurting me anymore, because their wrist is in pain" fucking lol.

That's the kind of thing that Patrick would say or believe, because he has never had any experience to truly humble him. I bet the only he's ever tried to intimidate one of those harmless pacifists from the model building group.
 

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This guy looks like the kind of guy who would be ejected from a bar from my dad's time for being too much of a poof.

I mean, seriously... there are guys who are drunk, and they're looking for a fight... and some of them are great arm wrestlers, some of them have been to prison... you're sure you can just hold their wrist a certain way and they'll stop? Rogan was right on this one.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Good luck with the show, Ray.

It's the Czech Republic, Karvina specifically.

Gosia loves history, so she's sharing all these facts about the place, stuff like it's coal mining industry and growing Romani population.

I just smile and nod - seriously, I'm a kid from Dumfries, know what we were known for and still are? Uniroyal, which no longer exists, and being voted "The Happiest Place in Scotland" once.

Must have happened long after I left.
 

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The part where I workout four times a week and have extensive training and experience with hand-to-hand combat, knife fighting, and firearms proficiency, little one.

Very. The balance was a little weird compared to the bo staffs I trained on. But it was a quick adjustment.

Had fun resurrecting the old bo staff skills for a hot minute. Wife didn't start filming until after the cool stuff but it's not her fault.


I didn't physically threaten you, sweetie. I shared several facts. 1) I am an experienced fighter. 2) I am trained in knife fighting 3) I am proficient with a variety of firearms. If you mistook these facts as a threat, it's because you're scared.
The part where I workout four times a week and have extensive training and experience with hand-to-hand combat, knife fighting, and firearms proficiency, little one.


Sure. I can take another BJJ class. You paying for the flight and hotel?

In person, I will, and often do, say the exact same things I say online. Sometimes people get mad. Sometimes they end up on the floor.


Yes, I trained BJJ. And Aikido. And Krav Maga. I can chase you down for two hours, then tie you in a knot like a bow.

Already know some, and aikido, krav maga, splash of kendo. Are you finished, or are you done?


splash of kendo


 
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