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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Hey Dave Landau, why don't you come defend your fat fucking wife?
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lol that's Goddess Patty
She's been called sexy more times than Ant.. Dave Landau stinks and is 5' tall with a faux hawk, of course his wife is fat
Careful now, He might repeat your exact insult back to you multiple times and then threaten to rape your children.
It’s hilarious to me that his wife is a bit overweight but not terribly obese like fatrick. Yet, he still gets extremely butt hurt like she’s the greatest catch of all time. Yeah you did good Dave. Really she is a catch for a 5’ tall dork who is a mediocre comedian. She’s still a fat pig though you retarded man child.
Are there photos of his actual wife?
Check Google's satellite photos, you can't miss her
I mean do you really expect a guy not to defend his fat wife when he’s being trolled? I heard two guys could fuck her at the same time and never meet. She’s a rubenesque woman.
You wouldn't want to play with Dave Landau's wife's ass?
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Is OP a real picture? How is that even possible?
Yeah, there's no tire treads near her or anything.
Looks like the old gal has lost a few pounds. Good for her.
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Fucking disgusting. I don't mind a porker with extra T and A but that's just anti-nature. Burn it.
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Nobody leaves Nana with advance notice. They all feel like they have to run away.
But yes, Dave. Your wife is a porker.
But yes, Dave. Your wife is a porker.
Did dave leave TACS? Last I saw of him was some meme youtube shit where he was on Steven Crowder. Not that I watch that fag, it was some viral thing and out of nowhere Landau who I haven't seen since pirated cumia show torrents were still available is sitting next to Crowder in 2021 on youtube
Linger longer, faggot
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Imagine being Dan Landis' fat wife, you hear someone mocking your fatness on Don's show and instead of defending you as being not fat, or beautiful, or "rubenesque", he just goes "oh yeah well what does your wife look like!" And trying to dox the guy to prove his point.
Confirming that you are indeed a fat fuck of a pig.
Confirming that you are indeed a fat fuck of a pig.