Here's your legacy stupid

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Here's how the world will remember you. Not as an author, a pundit, a comedian, a firebrand: nothing positive. As a certified lolcow, alongside a former Archie Sonic comic writer, a cringeworthy speedrunner, the Nostalgia Chick and yes, Donald J Trump himself.

Under no circumstances will the rest of the world ever let you overwrite this. You will never control the narrative and force everyone else to view you as the brilliant sexy asskicker you want so desperately to be. It's everyone else that gets to judge you. Nobody lets the inmates at the insane asylum have the final say regarding their sanity, do they Rick?

 

[Brooke Shields]

but wouldn't it be CRAZY if we started touting him as a hero after he dies from a twitter stress induced heart attack? I mean, that'd be IN-SANE

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson kidnaps black children and grinds them into pepperoni.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson kidnaps black children and grinds them into pepperoni.

Where there's smoke (that smells of black kids), there's fire.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

At the rate his thread is growing it'll be at 1 million views in a year, maybe sooner depending on how his lawsuit goes.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I love that his title on there is ‘Dramacow’. Piggy sure does live up to it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Wrong child

 

[guest]

Oh Ricky your so fine your so fine you blow my
Mind Hey Ricky!

 

[stealthygeek]

Wow, Pat's actually putting up some pretty impressive numbahs vs Trump. 129K vs 241K is a ratio befitting of a special important boy.

Patrick, I would advise you to double down on absolutely everything.