Here's an experiment

[guest]

Try sitting like this

His fat thighs are touching each other. I can't do that. If I try to sit with my legs together like that my cock and balls get in the way. And I am no locker room champion. A grower not a show-er. 7 inches at best. Large bollocks to be fair. But I cannot get my thighs to meet without a good deal of discomfort. I think Abe might be right. Fat was born without genitals.

 

[Snake]

Grower not a shower the master race.

Even with that in mind, my cock and balls shriveled in the January is still visible in my fucking jeans over this indeterminable gendered fat fuck.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The most humiliating thing about that picture isn't even the fact that he's dick is so small he can sit like that either. It's the fact that he's a 40 year old man who is insisting on taking a mirror selfie with his female hairdresser. Imagine doing that even once, let alone every single time you visit her.

 

[guest]

The most humiliating thing about that picture isn't even the fact that he's dick is so small he can sit like that either. It's the fact that he's a 40 year old man who is insisting on taking a mirror selfie with his female hairdresser. Imagine doing that even once, let alone every single time you visit her.

It is, at once, hard evidence for both his severe autism and closeted homosexuality.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Your old hairdresser, whatever happened there.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Fatrick is the only person in history who was "assigned" his gender at birth because the doctors couldn't figure out what the fuck he was.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The most humiliating thing about that picture isn't even the fact that he's dick is so small he can sit like that either. It's the fact that he's a 40 year old man who is insisting on taking a mirror selfie with his female hairdresser. Imagine doing that even once, let alone every single time you visit her.

"Girlfriend, we have GOT to take a picture together! Check us out, y'all!"

 

[RobertMewler]

Pig loves to say that his wife "loves the D". He phrases it like that so he can avoid admitting the "D" stands for dildo.

 

[guest]

Pig loves to say that his wife "loves the D". He phrases it like that so he can avoid admitting the "D" stands for dildo.

Whoa, whoa, using a dildo on a chick is way to self confident for Rick, every bitch boy I ever met was opposed to the use of toys, and seemingly lacked the ability to make a woman orgasm, somehow thinking their sweating heaving form on a chick was the highlight of a woman's sexual desire. Him saying she loves the D, is him saying all he does it put that bosco top in for about 10 pumps, cums, and rolls off, thinking she's satisfied. Then she runs out to get nigger farts in a hole, comes home, and uses a wand to cum, thinking about steamy fried chicken pavement ape flatulence filling her rotten hole.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Pig loves to say that his wife "loves the D". He phrases it like that so he can avoid admitting the "D" stands for dildo.

He means "dyke." As in she is falling in love with the woman she's cheating on him with.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

This is a power alpha male sitting position, I'm sorry you're so stupid.

My penis is absurdly adequate for any vagina he encounters. Hush now.

 

[guest]

This is a power alpha male sitting position, I'm sorry you're so stupid.

My penis is absurdly adequate for any vagina he encounters. Hush now.

You are very busy today, child. Go write a book or op/ed.

 

[guest]

I like your tattoos. I've got one as well. It's from a movie about a book about elves that was super popular when you were too young to see it. I may come off as a masculine guy but I'm actually a stealthy geek.

Great. That'll be $50.

 

[Meownaw]

He means "dyke." As in she is falling in love with the woman she's cheating on him with.

Or Deshaun

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

could we do some 3d-graphix/photoshop type thing to remove his trousers? For scientific evaluation only.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

lotta fawkin estrogen in that photo

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pig loves to say that his wife "loves the D". He phrases it like that so he can avoid admitting the "D" stands for dildo.

If a woman proved she’s divorcing her husband because her husband publicly stated “She loves the D”, and showed her lube, I would give her 75-100% of assets. It’s incomprehensible how low of self esteem Nikki must have to stay with this 0. It’s demoralizing to think people have raised their daughters to accept shit like this.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

The most humiliating thing about that picture isn't even the fact that he's dick is so small he can sit like that either. It's the fact that he's a 40 year old man who is insisting on taking a mirror selfie with his female hairdresser. Imagine doing that even once, let alone every single time you visit her.

Things a 260 lb mongoloid would do

 

[peckafacce]

How the fuck are his thighs touching, while his knees are that far apart? Holy shit is he fat.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Try sitting like this

His fat thighs are touching each other. I can't do that. If I try to sit with my legs together like that my cock and balls get in the way. And I am no locker room champion. A grower not a show-er. 7 inches at best. Large bollocks to be fair. But I cannot get my thighs to meet without a good deal of discomfort. I think Abe might be right. Fat was born without genitals.

I just gave it a go and it hurt my balls from the compression. I didn't get close.