He really is Homer Simpson flexing in front of his mirror, completely delusional

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

What a fucking nut

Nice egg-on-sticks body, stupid.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Apparently he thinks matching gunt-and-hunchback combos look good. I suppose that's why he married a girl shaped like a toaster.

 

[guest]

I lost it when I saw that. Ribs destroyed.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The fact that he thinks it makes him look good is more amazing. He is very fat, you see.

 

[guest]

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Something in his brain was damaged and he can't function or think like a rational adult

 

[Clint Ruin]

The fact that he thinks it makes him look good is more amazing. He is very fat, you see.

He could be completely shredded and that would still be a hilarious gif, he's in such denial as to what an unfuckable sleeping-on-the-couch freak he is.

 

[guest]

Something in his brain was damaged and he can't function or think like a rational adult

Nice. Thank you.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"The fact you honestly and earnestly believe this gif makes me look bad is simply amazing, stlaker."

Why did you hide it then, dicksucker?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Minor update.

Yes Pat, we're the insane ones...

 

[Clint Ruin]

Minor update.

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Yes Pat, we're the insane ones...

Hey Rick, go count logged in users on Kiwifarms right now. That's maybe a quarter of a people lurking just at that given moment. Your shit is front page lately. Enjoy the infamy, cow.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Shirt's a lil tight there

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

196,000 views on kiwifarms. To be fair, it could just be one person refreshing the thread 196,000 times.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I used the AI at https://attractivenesstest.com/.

My best photos rank me at a little under 8.

Patrick sits in the 3.55-5.1 range.

I'm just relaying what the AI told me here.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Yet spent $100K+ trying to sue 60 of the aforementioned voices.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fact he thinks he looks very bad ass in that donutello vid is hilarious. Pat nobody takes you seriously. You cant even fake it on the internet anymore.

 

[FurBurger]

A couple of archives, in case people go looking for these later:

Brinton Resto Esq. on Twitter: "Well done sir. You buried that cock s…

archived 26 Sep 2021 04:09:22 UTC

archive.ph

Brinton Resto Esq. on Twitter: "The combined views of your KiwiFarms …

archived 26 Sep 2021 04:08:22 UTC

archive.ph

It's funny, he tries to mute responses, but archive.whatever don't care.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

What a fucking nut

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Nice egg-on-sticks body, stupid.

“The fact you honestly and earnestly believe this gif makes me look bad is simply amazing”

well, it doesn’t make you look cool or bad ass either, Fatso. Your impressing nobody.