He really is an imbecile

[TokenX]

8,500 words.

Dumber than Joe Cumia by far.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder how many words space actually typed up. Too soon to tell since he is still crafting the last bit.

 

[guest]

: How long will it be? I know the routine because I've been interviewed before and I'm a professional writer.

: It's going to be a million billion words long because that makes it betterer.

: Sounds good to me!

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Have we formally counted the words from the Apostlegate articles? We might be easier over 8.5K, just not on the platform Rick was expecting. On a platform where Rick has to cry to get it taken down.

#AnApostleAlwaysPaysHisDebts

 

[Will Tate]

: How long will it be? I know the routine because I've been interviewed before and I'm a professional writer.

: It's going to be a million billion words long because that makes it betterer.

: Sounds good to me!

"I mean I have...bylines of my OWN."

Do ya?

 

[Udders]

"I mean I have...bylines of my OWN."

Do ya?

How to Consistently Embarrass Yourself and Fail at Everything You Attempt, by Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

"I mean I have...bylines of my OWN."

Do ya?

He has bye-lines that start with his daughter

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

There are so many google searches he could have done that would have stopped Apostlegate in its tracks, what a dumb piggy. Google Todd Hillier next time as well, stupid.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

: How long will it be? I know the routine because I've been interviewed before and I'm a professional writer.

: It's going to be a million billion words long because that makes it betterer.

: Sounds good to me!

6 millions

 

[guest]

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8,500 words.

Dumber than Joe Cumia by far.

Tough but fair.

 

[based and white pilled]

He thought they were releasing a small book on him. He's a classic case of dunning-kruger.

-Damian

 

[SensibleKeks]

Look I'm not going to say I never fell for a scam before. That Nigerian Prince seemed like he was on the up and up! How do you fall for this shit at aged 41 and when you know you've been baited by these people before? This helps prove my theory that Mama Raven drank during her pregnancies'. The other proof is that his brother eats pennies.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Maybe he was thinking the higher the weight the higher the word count. Get it? Cause he’s fat.

 

[Random username]

Someone else said it best.
A mole from a troll forum.
Yeah. Sounds legitimate.

 

[stealthygeek]

I was expecting Josiah to say ~2,500 so I had initially assumed this had compromised the operation. Luckily Pat is narcissistic enough to believe a professional journalist is going to waste their time writing half a Starship Repo about people calling him fat on an easily avoidable corner of the internet.

Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, Patrick,

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

: How long will it be? I know the routine because I've been interviewed before and I'm a professional writer.

: It's going to be a million billion words long because that makes it betterer.

: Sounds good to me!

Looks like the Spider(SpaceEdge) caught himself a bloated, fat titted, course cutting fly (you know who I mean).

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

There are so many google searches he could have done that would have stopped Apostlegate in its tracks, what a dumb piggy. Google Todd Hillier next time as well, stupid.

Jamie pull up Todd Hillier.. Fez Wheatley’s real name? No way!

 

[EraGodless]

I wonder how many words space actually typed up. Too soon to tell since he is still crafting the last bit.

17 pages or so. lol.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He thought they were releasing a small book on him. He's a classic case of dunning-kruger.

-Damian

Classic case of obesity too.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

How to Consistently Embarrass Yourself and Fail at Everything You Attempt, by Patrick S. Tomlinson

How to Lose Daughters and Influence People to Make Photoshops of Your Wife
by Whale Carnegie

or Think and Grow Bitch-tits