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"He looks like a toddler blown up to a 40 year old man's body" - Null
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Images are broken, child. God, you're bad at this.
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One of the simple pleasures of patposting is seeing people's initial impressions of our special boy perfectly align with our well honed criticisms.
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That tweet makes me want to projectile vomit. How can someone be so full of their own shit?
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The way he says "he's some fat sped" always makes me laugh. It's truly incredible how fast everybody who's newly exposed to Patty comes to the same conclusion about him as us.
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"Sp-Ed" is such a great and childish term, gets me kinda nostalgic. That's what we used to say in 5th/6th grade before everyone got edgy and started calling everything retarded (& gay) in middle school. Simpler times.
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He's so disturbing to look at. He has reptilian eyes. He also looks about 60 here.
Ugly cocksucker.
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How the fuck do you take that selfie, upload it to the internet, and still insist you're not fat?
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Make no mistake, absolutely no one looks at that run down, bloated pig and assumes he’s in his early to mid 30’s.
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No, child. I don't. I've been told I look like young Harrison Ford.
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Paul just got a stiffy
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He's partly right, he's educated all of us, none of us knew a him could exist, before him. We have to admit that, he's as unique a living "adult" that I ever encountered, I learned they're are worse people out there and he's them.
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Worst part is, that picture is about 20lbs ago. He can't even button that faux jersey anymore. It's like that lame sci-fi vest with the straps he used to post pics of him wearing all the time, he just waddles around with both hanging wide open and his fat gut hanging out because he can't physically wear them the way they were intended to be worn anymore.
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What douche goes to a bar with a VOTE shirt? People go to bars to forget shit like politics but here’s piggy hoping people talk to him about politics instead of having fun with their friends. This man sits alone at bars in hopes someone will notice how special and important he is, but it never happens because he looks like a retard.
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That’s amongst the most ridiculous thing he’s ever said. I just asked my wife what she thinks and she guessed 53 and it wasn’t even his most recent picture.
Someone please post some recent Pat pics on a subreddit asking people to guess “your” age.